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Mike Rothschild
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If you listen to conspiracy theorists, illuminati celebrity membership is at an all-time high. Nobody famous, be they a musician, actor, comic, or business mogul, makes it in Hollywood without significant sacrifices made to the mysterious Dark Cabal that dominates banking and media. And, as seen in these celebrity Illuminati videos those Illuminati members love to taunt us by putting their symbols, hand gestures, and coded language in plain sight for all of us to gawk at. The message from celebrities in the Illuminati is clear: you might know our secret, but there’s nothing you can do about it. Insert evil laugh here.

But sometimes, the mask of control slips off and someone says something about the Illuminati that they aren’t supposed to. Because for a secret society, the Illuminati is remarkably well known and discussed in detail on the Internet, particularly in videos on YouTube. Here are 13 videos (the number of evil, of course) of various celebrities speaking out about the Illuminati, some at great personal and financial peril.

Note that not all of these videos actually mention the Illuminati by name, but don’t be fooled. Whether discussing the government, the CIA, the “star whackers” killing off celebrities, or simply mentioning a great conspiracy, the message that these famous whistle-blowers are trying to convey is clear: whoever “they” are, they’re in control – and expose them at your own risk.


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The star of “Chappelle’s Show” is long known to be a proponent of conspiracy theories and secret societies being in control of the entertainment industry. This video gives us Chappelle pontificating on several conspiracy-related topics, including John Kerry’s membership in the secretive Skull and Bones Society.

He also goes on at length during an “Oprah” appearance about a conspiracy he’s experienced: that the entertainment industry forces African American actors to dress in drag at various points in their careers in order to humiliate and oppress them.

Of course, men dressing as women on stage is as old as stagecraft itself, but never let facts get in the way of a good conspiracy ramble.

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The troubled Internet star and model has spent much of her recent career talking about her many run-ins with the secret power players who control the entertainment industry.

In this straight-to-the-camera ramble, Tequila talks about “exposing truths” and “releasing secret documents” of those who will assassinate her for speaking out. And what does she want to speak out about? Haters, of course! The ones that work for the government and the CIA, specifically. Apparently, our tax dollars are being used to build Tila hate sites, block comments from her supporters, and pay for “CIA dronebots” that are ruining her life.

 But don’t worry, she’s going to post proof on her website to debunk the false claims “they” are making. So when the Great Purge of Tila Tequila fans comes, don't say you weren't warned.

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Facing numerous charges against him, including failure to pay a $10,000 hotel bill, an aggrieved actor Randy Quaid went on the offense, embarking on a quest to expose the “star whackers” who were methodically killing off his friends with drug overdoses and staged suicides.

As this interview makes clear, Quaid doesn’t fear for his life – he fears for something even more precious: his money. His fortune was being stolen from him by corrupt lawyers and agents, so he believed, and his only way to fight back was to push this dark cabal of thieves into the light – lest he be discredited even further. But it appears the star whackers had the final word, as Quaid hasn’t made a film since 2009.

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Paris Jackson, daughter of Michael, let us in on the damage done to her troubled psyche with a series of cryptic tweets she made shortly before she tried to take her own life.

One aspect of Paris's revelation that conspiracy watchers seized on was that she claimed she’d finally figured out who the “they” are in Jackson’s incredibly anti-Semitic song “They Don’t Care About Us.” She also tweeted drawings of traditional Illuminati and Freemason symbols, before, as the video ominously notes “an apparent suicide attempt.”

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