Oh, celebrities. Is there anything you won't do to get people talking? This is a list of the worst all-around celebrity baby-namers - those famous folks who have given multiple kids annoying baby names. The most egregious repeat offenders - all of the ones naming their collective children things like Zeppelin & Pirate, Diezel & Denim - are listed here. And with celebrities naming their kids dumb words like that, no wonder your neighbors are naming their own children idiotic things like Comfort, Ferret, and Excellent.
Everyone knows about Apple & Moses, and Rumer & Scout, but did you know that Robert Rodriguez has sons named Racer, Rebel, Rocket, and Rogue? How about that Forest Whitaker named his son Ocean and daughters True and Sonnet? He's not even the only celebrity to name a kid Sonnet - or Poet, for that matter. The worst are when the names all have some sort of theme, like flowers (Jamie Oliver) or your own name (George Foreman). Or maybe the worst is when the sounds are just nonsense words (Marcia Gay Harden).
Fifi Trixibelle Geldof (f., 1983)
Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof (f., 1989)
Little Pixie Frou Frou Geldof (f., 1990) see more on Bob Geldof
Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver (f., 2002)
Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver (f., 2003)
Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver (f., 2009)
Buddy Bear Oliver (m., 2010)
River Rocket Oliver (m., 2016)
Moon Unit Zappa (f., 1967)
Ian Donald Calvin Euclid "Dweezil" Zappa (m., 1969)
Ahmet Emuukha Rodan Zappa (m., 1974)
Diva Thin Muffin Zappa (f., 1979) see more on Frank Zappa