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Cheap/Free Things You Can Get Me For My Birthday!

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Listen up, bitches: It's my birthday today (May 1st) and nobody ever gets me sh*t (well, perhaps sh*tfaced counts as a present, so maybe that's not 100% true), so I have compiled this list of appropriate gifts for your funny, loud, alcoholic friend, Danielle. 
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    Titty Grabs

    Fun and free for all!
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    I have to assume sex addicts will give it up for free
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    Ginger Men

    Not to be confused with gingerbread men; I want the real, soulless deal.
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    Memes

    Insert me into your favorite meme
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    Kick People I Hate in the Vajay

    Satisfying for both of us!
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    Make a Donation to Hurricane Bianca

    Go to www.hurricanebianca.com and donate a dollar. Or two. Or put the link on your social media page(s) so other, less tight-fisted people will contribute. Smiley face.
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    Give Me Your Airline Miles

    Mama wants to fly business the next time she's jetting!
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    Say "F*ck You" to a Baby

    Just thinking about that makes me giggle