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A list of the best cheese jokes and cheese puns. If you know anything about us, you know we love cheese. In fact, it’s the only thing we love more than funny jokes. Put them together and you’ve got yourself a winning combination. Throughout the ages, cheese makers and trendsetters have been spelunking in caves, looking under rocks, and feeding cows everything they can to make cheese even tastier. And in between trips to the cave, they’ve perfected jokes about cheese. Thanks to their tireless efforts, we were able to put our favorites on this cheesy list. Grab a handful of crackers, some jam, and maybe even a piece of fancy sausage, then check out these funny jokes about cheese.
On this list of funny cheese jokes, we cover all of our bases: Brie, Swiss, Cheddar – you know, the holy trinity of cheese. But luckily we had space to include some outliers. If we didn’t include a joke about your favorite kind of cheese then let us know, hopefully in gift basket with a bottle of wine, too. Even if we didn’t include a joke about your favorite fancy cheese, you can rest assured that you’ll be laughing your little cheesemonger head off at all the hilarious cheese humor included within.
Pick your favorite joke about cheese and try it out at your next fancy party – we’re sure you’ll be a hit. Vote up your favorite jokes about cheese, and you know one that we don’t – leave it for us in the comments. And the stinkier the better.
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Did You Hear about the Explosion at the Cheese Factory?All that was left was de brie.
What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho cheese!
What's the Most Religious Cheese?Swiss, because it's holy.
What Genre of Music Appeals to Most Cheeses?R&Brie.
Did You Hear about the Cheese That Failed at the Olympics?It collapsed at the final curdle.
Why Do You Always Bring a Bag Of Chips to a Party?In queso emergency.
What Did the Blind Man Say after Being Handed a Cheese Grater?"That's the most violent book I've ever read."
When Should You Keep an Eye on Your Cheese?When it's up to no Gouda.
How Do You Get a Mouse to Smile? Say cheese!
What Cheese Sounds like a Medieval Castle?Moatzeralla.
What Do You Call Cheese That's Sad?Blue cheese.
What Hotel Do Mice Stay In?The Stilton!
When Should You Go on a Cheese Diet?If you need to cheddar a few pounds.
Why Doesn't Cheddar Like to Party with Crackers?Someone always cuts the cheese.
How Does the Cheesy Bible Start? With Edam and Eve, obviously.
Why Don't Cheese Fans Care about Their Finances? Because the best things are life are brie!
What Do You Get When You Cross a Smurf and a Cow? Blue cheese!
When Shouldn't You Believe What Your Cheese Is Saying to You?When it's too Gouda to be true.
What Do Cheese Makers Dance to on Halloween?The Muenster Mash!
What Did the Cheese Salesman Say?That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
Cheese Walks Into a Bar... And the bartender shouts, "Hey, we don't serve your rind here!"
What Can You Do with a Cheesy Credit Card?Go on a shopping brie.
What Is Tom Hanks's Favorite Soft Cheese? Philadelphia!
What Is a Cannibal's Favorite Cheese?Limburger.
What Type of Cheese Has Been Known to Fly? Curds of prey.