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It’s hard to say what the funniest branch of physical science is, but when it comes down to it, our money’s on chemistry. Think about it: they wear lab coats, get to play with weird colored liquids all day, and we’re pretty sure The Nutty Professor was a chemist. If those aren’t enough reason to support this theory, then you can just go jump in a medium-sized body of H20. Anyway, here is the funniest list of jokes for chemistry geeks to be found anywhere on the web.
Are you still unsure of our chemistry joke credentials? Element puns? We got ‘em. Jokes about theoretical temperatures? Yep. Punchlines involving long-dead chemists? You best believe we’ve got you covered on those. If you STILL doubt our chemistry geek joke prowess, then it’s time that you check out the list for yourself and prepare for your blood to run as cold as absolutely zero, OK? The nerdy chemistry jokes on this list are insanely silly, so if you’re looking for jokes to tell at your next dinner part, you need to realign your expectations and get ready to giggle, guffaw, and maybe even snort as you read through this list of the funniest chemistry jokes ever.
After you laugh yourself silly, vote on your favorite chemistry joke, and start using them to get extra credit in Chem 101. You can thank us later.
Anyone Know Any Jokes About Sodium? Na.
What Do You Do With A Sick Chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
What Would Happen If The Silver Surfer & Iron Man Teamed Up? They'd be alloys.
What Did Silver Say To Gold In A Bar? "AU, get outta here!"
We Do We Make Such Bad Chemistry Jokes? Because all the good ones Argon.
If You're Not Part Of The Solution, you're part of the precipitate.
We Asked A Guy Sitting Next To Us If He Had Any Sodium Hypobromite. He said NaBrO
Why Are Chemists Great For Solving Problems? Because They Have All The Solutions.
What Did The Scientist Say When He Found 2 Isotopes Of Helium? HeHe
What Do Chemists Call A Benzene Ring With Iron Atoms Replacing Carbon Atoms? A ferrous wheel.
The Name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.
Organic Chemistry Is Difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
Why Do Chemists Like Nitrates So Much? They're cheaper than day rates.
Why Do Chemists Enjoy Working With Ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff.
If H2O Is The Formula For Water, What's The Formula For Ice? H20 cubed!
Titanium Is The Most Amorous Metal - When it gets hot, it'll bond with anything.
What Do You Do With A Dead Chemist? Barium
What Show Are Cesium & Iodine Watching Together? CSI!
What Do You Call A Clown Who's In Jail? A Silicon.
What's The Name of 007's Eskimo Cousin? Polar Bond
What's The Chemical Formula For Coffee? CoFe2
What Element Is A Girl's Future Best Friend? Carbon.
Did You Hear About The Chemical Workers? Are they unionized?
Why Was The Mole Of Oxygen When He Left The Bar? Because he got Avogadro's number!
How Did The Chemist Survive A Famine? By subsisting on titrations.