VOTE The Sickest Burns From Chick Flicks  

Mick Jacobs
1.2k votes 131 voters 2.5k views 31 items

List Rules Vote up the comebacks Regina George considered putting in her burn book.

Chick flicks provide viewers with all sorts of helpful information: fashion advice, friendship and relationship goals, and burns that would reduce your worst frenemy to a puddle of designer imposter perfume. Among the most satisfying movie plot points are chick flick burns, perfect little gems for reminding your haters they simply don't have the range. Gentleman, just because these movies are made with women in mind does not mean they don't pack a punch. If anything, these chick flick burns prove more useful than anything you see in Die Hard or Fast and the Furious; it's not like you're drag racing all that often, but a**holes always need to be told to take a seat, and chick flicks teach people the proper way to do so. 

If you need a savage comeback prepped, look no further than the chick flick burns below, made by inspirational leading ladies and even a few gents. The next time Liz comes at you for your bangs, remind her they came from her mom's chest hair. Deal with it, Liz.

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When I Dress Up Like A Frigid B*tch, I Try Not To Look So Constipated Elle Woods, Legally Blonde

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You're A Virgin Who Can't Drive Tai Frasier, Clueless

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She Doesn't Even Go Here! Damian, Mean Girls

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Ugh, As If! Cher Horowitz, Clueless

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You're A Home-schooled Jungle Freak Who's A Less Hot Version Of Me. Regina George, Mean Girls

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The Skin Under Your Eyes Is St... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Sickest Burns From Chick Flicks
The Skin Under Your Eyes Is Starting To Look Like Hugh Hefner's Ballsack. Jacob Palmer, Crazy, Stupid, Love

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You Smell Like A Baby Prostitute. Janice Ian, Mean Girls

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I've Seen Better Tennis Playing In A Tampon Commercial. Helen's stepson, Bridesmaids

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She's A Full-On Monet. is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Sickest Burns From Chick Flicks
She's A Full-On Monet. Cher Horowitz, Clueless

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I Don't Hate You Because You're Fat. You're Fat Because I Hate You. Jessica Lopez, Mean Girls

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Call Me When Your Boobs Come I... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Sickest Burns From Chick Flicks
Call Me When Your Boobs Come In. Annie Walker, Bridesmaids

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That's All You Got, Lady. Two Wrong Feet And F*cking Ugly Shoes. Erin Brockovich, Erin Brockovich

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I'm Gonna Finish Him Like A Ch... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Sickest Burns From Chick Flicks
I'm Gonna Finish Him Like A Cheesecake. Fat Amy, Pitch Perfect

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You're Vapor, You're Spam, A Waste Of Perfectly Good Yearbook Space. Taylor Vaughan, She's All That

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That Is The Ugliest Effing Skirt I've Ever Seen. Regina George, Mean Girls

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She Could Be A Farmer In Those Clothes. Amber, Clueless

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I Believe That's Your Designer Imposter Perfume Cher Horowitz, Clueless

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Did You Have A Brain Tumor For Breakfast? Heather Chandler, Heathers

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Introduce Her To Your World Of... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Sickest Burns From Chick Flicks
Introduce Her To Your World Of Sex, Drugs And... What Else Do You Do? Kathryn Merteuil, Cruel Intentions

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Working Here Means Staying Within 10 Yards Of You. Frankly I'd Rather Have A Job Wiping Saddam Hussein's Ass. Bridget Jones, Bridget Jones' Diary

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I'm Glad Your Husband Died Because You're A F*cking A**hole, He Probably Killed Himself. Catherine, This Is 40

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I Hope Your Babies Look Like M... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Sickest Burns From Chick Flicks
I Hope Your Babies Look Like Monkeys! Michele Weinberger, Romy And Michele's High School Reunion

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Tried To Still Our Bit, But You Look Like Sh*t The East Compton Clovers, Bring It On

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Denise Fleming Is A Tampon Kenny, Can't Hardly Wait

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Why Do You Have To Be Such A Megab*tch? Veronica, Heathers

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I Don't Believe We've Met, Wha... is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Sickest Burns From Chick Flicks
I Don't Believe We've Met, What With The Cruel Politics Of High School And All. Courtney Shayne, Jawbreaker

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Because That Vest Was Disgusting. Regina George, Mean Girls

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You Were A Bluebird, A Brownie... is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Sickest Burns From Chick Flicks
You Were A Bluebird, A Brownie, A Girl Scout Cookie Heather Chandler, Heathers

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You So Do Not Deserve To Be Prom Queen. Jessica Alba, Never Been Kissed

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Missy's The Poo, So Take A Big One. Torrance Shipman, Bring It On

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Lick It Up Baby, Lick It Up Veronica Sawyer, Heathers