List Rules Vote up the comebacks Regina George considered putting in her burn book.
Chick flicks provide viewers with all sorts of helpful information: fashion advice, friendship and relationship goals, and burns that would reduce your worst frenemy to a puddle of designer imposter perfume. Among the most satisfying movie plot points are chick flick burns, perfect little gems for reminding your haters they simply don't have the range. Gentleman, just because these movies are made with women in mind does not mean they don't pack a punch. If anything, these chick flick burns prove more useful than anything you see in Die Hard or Fast and the Furious; it's not like you're drag racing all that often, but a**holes always need to be told to take a seat, and chick flicks teach people the proper way to do so.
If you need a savage comeback prepped, look no further than the chick flick burns below, made by inspirational leading ladies and even a few gents. The next time Liz comes at you for your bangs, remind her they came from her mom's chest hair. Deal with it, Liz.
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When I Dress Up Like A Frigid B*tch, I Try Not To Look So Constipated Elle Woods, Legally Blonde
You're A Virgin Who Can't Drive Tai Frasier, Clueless
You're A Home-schooled Jungle Freak Who's A Less Hot Version Of Me. Regina George, Mean Girls
I've Seen Better Tennis Playing In A Tampon Commercial. Helen's stepson, Bridesmaids
The Skin Under Your Eyes Is Starting To Look Like Hugh Hefner's Ballsack. Jacob Palmer, Crazy, Stupid, Love
Call Me When Your Boobs Come In. Annie Walker, Bridesmaids
She Doesn't Even Go Here! Damian, Mean Girls
You Smell Like A Baby Prostitute. Janice Ian, Mean Girls
Ugh, As If! Cher Horowitz, Clueless
She's A Full-On Monet. Cher Horowitz, Clueless
That's All You Got, Lady. Two Wrong Feet And F*cking Ugly Shoes. Erin Brockovich, Erin Brockovich
I Don't Hate You Because You're Fat. You're Fat Because I Hate You. Jessica Lopez, Mean Girls
You're Vapor, You're Spam, A Waste Of Perfectly Good Yearbook Space. Taylor Vaughan, She's All That
I Hope Your Babies Look Like Monkeys! Michele Weinberger, Romy And Michele's High School Reunion