List Rules Vote up the comebacks Regina George considered putting in her burn book.
Chick flicks provide viewers with all sorts of helpful information: fashion advice, friendship and relationship goals, and burns that would reduce your worst frenemy to a puddle of designer imposter perfume. Among the most satisfying movie plot points are chick flick burns, perfect little gems for reminding your haters they simply don't have the range. Gentleman, just because these movies are made with women in mind does not mean they don't pack a punch. If anything, these chick flick burns prove more useful than anything you see in Die Hard or Fast and the Furious; it's not like you're drag racing all that often, but a**holes always need to be told to take a seat, and chick flicks teach people the proper way to do so.
If you need a savage comeback prepped, look no further than the chick flick burns below, made by inspirational leading ladies and even a few gents. The next time Liz comes at you for your bangs, remind her they came from her mom's chest hair. Deal with it, Liz.
list ordered by
1
74 15
When I Dress Up Like A Frigid B*tch, I Try Not To Look So Constipated
Elle Woods, Legally Blonde
2
57 26
You're A Virgin Who Can't Drive Tai Frasier, Clueless
3
42 16
She Doesn't Even Go Here! Damian, Mean Girls
4
44 20
You're A Home-schooled Jungle Freak Who's A Less Hot Version Of Me. Regina George, Mean Girls
5
37 15
Ugh, As If!
Cher Horowitz, Clueless
6
45 22
You Smell Like A Baby Prostitute. Janice Ian, Mean Girls
7
36 18
I've Seen Better Tennis Playing In A Tampon Commercial.
Helen's stepson, Bridesmaids
8
31 14
She's A Full-On Monet. Cher Horowitz, Clueless
9
33 16
The Skin Under Your Eyes Is Starting To Look Like Hugh Hefner's Ballsack.
Jacob Palmer, Crazy, Stupid, Love
10
36 20
I Don't Hate You Because You're Fat. You're Fat Because I Hate You. Jessica Lopez, Mean Girls
11
33 19
That's All You Got, Lady. Two Wrong Feet And F*cking Ugly Shoes.
Erin Brockovich, Erin Brockovich
12
31 18
Call Me When Your Boobs Come In.
Annie Walker, Bridesmaids
13
25 14
I'm Gonna Finish Him Like A Cheesecake.
Fat Amy, Pitch Perfect
14
22 15
You're Vapor, You're Spam, A Waste Of Perfectly Good Yearbook Space.
Taylor Vaughan, She's All That
15
24 18
That Is The Ugliest Effing Skirt I've Ever Seen. Regina George, Mean Girls
16
17 12
I Believe That's Your Designer Imposter Perfume Cher Horowitz, Clueless
17
21 18
She Could Be A Farmer In Those Clothes. Amber, Clueless
18
20 17
Did You Have A Brain Tumor For Breakfast? Heather Chandler, Heathers
19
16 13
Introduce Her To Your World Of Sex, Drugs And... What Else Do You Do?
Kathryn Merteuil, Cruel Intentions
20
16 14
Working Here Means Staying Within 10 Yards Of You. Frankly I'd Rather Have A Job Wiping Saddam Hussein's Ass.
Bridget Jones, Bridget Jones' Diary
21
17 17
I Hope Your Babies Look Like Monkeys!
Michele Weinberger, Romy And Michele's High School Reunion
22
14 14
Tried To Still Our Bit, But You Look Like Sh*t
The East Compton Clovers, Bring It On
23
15 16
I'm Glad Your Husband Died Because You're A F*cking A**hole, He Probably Killed Himself.
Catherine, This Is 40
24
15 19
Denise Fleming Is A Tampon Kenny, Can't Hardly Wait
25
11 17
Why Do You Have To Be Such A Megab*tch? Veronica, Heathers
26
10 18
Because That Vest Was Disgusting. Regina George, Mean Girls
27
10 19
I Don't Believe We've Met, What With The Cruel Politics Of High School And All.
Courtney Shayne, Jawbreaker
28
8 18
You Were A Bluebird, A Brownie, A Girl Scout Cookie
Heather Chandler, Heathers
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10 21
You So Do Not Deserve To Be Prom Queen. Jessica Alba, Never Been Kissed
