The 30+ Sickest Burns in the Histroy of Chick Flicks

Chick flicks provide viewers with all sorts of helpful information: fashion advice, friendship and relationship goals, and burns that would reduce your worst frenemy to a puddle of designer imposter perfume. Among the most satisfying movie plot points are chick flick burns, perfect little gems for reminding your haters they simply don't have the range. Gentleman, just because these movies are made with women in mind does not mean they don't pack a punch. If anything, these chick flick burns prove more useful than anything you see in Die Hard or Fast and the Furious; it's not like you're drag racing all that often, but a**holes always need to be told to take a seat, and chick flicks teach people the proper way to do so.

If you need a savage comeback prepped, look no further than the chick flick burns below, made by inspirational leading ladies and even a few gents. The next time Liz comes at you for your bangs, remind her they came from her mom's chest hair. Deal with it, Liz.

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48 12

When I Dress Up Like A Frigid B*tch, I Try Not To Look So Constipated Elle Woods, Legally Blonde

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47 16

You're A Virgin Who Can't Drive Tai Frasier, Clueless

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32 11

You're A Home-schooled Jungle Freak Who's A Less Hot Version Of Me. Regina George, Mean Girls

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28 11

I've Seen Better Tennis Playing In A Tampon Commercial. Helen's stepson, Bridesmaids

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25 9

The Skin Under Your Eyes Is Starting To Look Like Hugh Hefner's Ballsack. Jacob Palmer, Crazy, Stupid, Love

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27 11

She Doesn't Even Go Here! Damian, Mean Girls

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31 15

You Smell Like A Baby Prostitute. Janice Ian, Mean Girls

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25 10

Ugh, As If! Cher Horowitz, Clueless

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22 8

She's A Full-On Monet. Cher Horowitz, Clueless

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24 10

Call Me When Your Boobs Come In. Annie Walker, Bridesmaids

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26 13

That's All You Got, Lady. Two Wrong Feet And F*cking Ugly Shoes. Erin Brockovich, Erin Brockovich

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25 14

I Don't Hate You Because You're Fat. You're Fat Because I Hate You. Jessica Lopez, Mean Girls

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16 8

I Hope Your Babies Look Like Monkeys! Michele Weinberger, Romy And Michele's High School Reunion

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13 6

I Believe That's Your Designer Imposter Perfume Cher Horowitz, Clueless

The Greatest Chick Flicks Ever Made

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14 7

I'm Glad Your Husband Died Because You're A F*cking A**hole, He Probably Killed Himself. Catherine, This Is 40

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17 10

You're Vapor, You're Spam, A Waste Of Perfectly Good Yearbook Space. Taylor Vaughan, She's All That

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18 11

She Could Be A Farmer In Those Clothes. Amber, Clueless

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16 10

I'm Gonna Finish Him Like A Cheesecake. Fat Amy, Pitch Perfect

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11 6

Tried To Still Our Bit, But You Look Like Sh*t The East Compton Clovers, Bring It On

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11 7

Working Here Means Staying Within 10 Yards Of You. Frankly I'd Rather Have A Job Wiping Saddam Hussein's Ass. Bridget Jones, Bridget Jones' Diary

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14 11

Did You Have A Brain Tumor For Breakfast? Heather Chandler, Heathers

The Best Disney Princesses

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11 8

Introduce Her To Your World Of Sex, Drugs And... What Else Do You Do? Kathryn Merteuil, Cruel Intentions

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14 13

That Is The Ugliest Effing Skirt I've Ever Seen. Regina George, Mean Girls

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12 12

Denise Fleming Is A Tampon Kenny, Can't Hardly Wait

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9 10

I Don't Believe We've Met, What With The Cruel Politics Of High School And All. Courtney Shayne, Jawbreaker

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8 10

Why Do You Have To Be Such A Megab*tch? Veronica, Heathers

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8 10

Missy's The Poo, So Take A Big One. Torrance Shipman, Bring It On

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10 13

You So Do Not Deserve To Be Prom Queen. Jessica Alba, Never Been Kissed

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8 12

Because That Vest Was Disgusting. Regina George, Mean Girls

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6 12

You Were A Bluebird, A Brownie, A Girl Scout Cookie Heather Chandler, Heathers

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5 13

Lick It Up Baby, Lick It Up Veronica Sawyer, Heathers

1 48 12 When I Dress Up Like A Frigid B*tch, I Try Not To Look So Constipated Elle Woods, Legally Blonde

2 47 16 You're A Virgin Who Can't Drive Tai Frasier, Clueless

3 32 11 You're A Home-schooled Jungle Freak Who's A Less Hot Version Of Me. Regina George, Mean Girls

4 28 11 I've Seen Better Tennis Playing In A Tampon Commercial. Helen's stepson, Bridesmaids

5 25 9 The Skin Under Your Eyes Is Starting To Look Like Hugh Hefner's Ballsack. Jacob Palmer, Crazy, Stupid, Love

6 27 11 She Doesn't Even Go Here! Damian, Mean Girls

7 31 15 You Smell Like A Baby Prostitute. Janice Ian, Mean Girls

8 25 10 Ugh, As If! Cher Horowitz, Clueless

9 22 8 She's A Full-On Monet. Cher Horowitz, Clueless

10 24 10 Call Me When Your Boobs Come In. Annie Walker, Bridesmaids

11 26 13 That's All You Got, Lady. Two Wrong Feet And F*cking Ugly Shoes. Erin Brockovich, Erin Brockovich

12 25 14 I Don't Hate You Because You're Fat. You're Fat Because I Hate You. Jessica Lopez, Mean Girls

13 16 8 I Hope Your Babies Look Like Monkeys! Michele Weinberger, Romy And Michele's High School Reunion

14 13 6 I Believe That's Your Designer Imposter Perfume Cher Horowitz, Clueless

15 14 7 I'm Glad Your Husband Died Because You're A F*cking A**hole, He Probably Killed Himself. Catherine, This Is 40

16 17 10 You're Vapor, You're Spam, A Waste Of Perfectly Good Yearbook Space. Taylor Vaughan, She's All That

17 18 11 She Could Be A Farmer In Those Clothes. Amber, Clueless

18 16 10 I'm Gonna Finish Him Like A Cheesecake. Fat Amy, Pitch Perfect

19 11 6 Tried To Still Our Bit, But You Look Like Sh*t The East Compton Clovers, Bring It On

20 11 7 Working Here Means Staying Within 10 Yards Of You. Frankly I'd Rather Have A Job Wiping Saddam Hussein's Ass. Bridget Jones, Bridget Jones' Diary

21 14 11 Did You Have A Brain Tumor For Breakfast? Heather Chandler, Heathers

22 11 8 Introduce Her To Your World Of Sex, Drugs And... What Else Do You Do? Kathryn Merteuil, Cruel Intentions

23 14 13 That Is The Ugliest Effing Skirt I've Ever Seen. Regina George, Mean Girls

24 12 12 Denise Fleming Is A Tampon Kenny, Can't Hardly Wait

25 9 10 I Don't Believe We've Met, What With The Cruel Politics Of High School And All. Courtney Shayne, Jawbreaker

26 8 10 Why Do You Have To Be Such A Megab*tch? Veronica, Heathers

27 8 10 Missy's The Poo, So Take A Big One. Torrance Shipman, Bring It On

28 10 13 You So Do Not Deserve To Be Prom Queen. Jessica Alba, Never Been Kissed

29 8 12 Because That Vest Was Disgusting. Regina George, Mean Girls

30 6 12 You Were A Bluebird, A Brownie, A Girl Scout Cookie Heather Chandler, Heathers

31 5 13 Lick It Up Baby, Lick It Up Veronica Sawyer, Heathers