Chick flicks provide viewers with all sorts of helpful information: fashion advice, friendship and relationship goals, and burns that would reduce your worst frenemy to a puddle of designer imposter perfume. Among the most satisfying movie plot points are chick flick burns, perfect little gems for reminding your haters they simply don't have the range. Gentleman, just because these movies are made with women in mind does not mean they don't pack a punch. If anything, these chick flick burns prove more useful than anything you see in Die Hard or Fast and the Furious; it's not like you're drag racing all that often, but a**holes always need to be told to take a seat, and chick flicks teach people the proper way to do so.
If you need a savage comeback prepped, look no further than the chick flick burns below, made by inspirational leading ladies and even a few gents. The next time Liz comes at you for your bangs, remind her they came from her mom's chest hair. Deal with it, Liz.
When I Dress Up Like A Frigid B*tch, I Try Not To Look So Constipated
Elle Woods, Legally Blonde
You Smell Like A Baby Prostitute.Janice Ian, Mean Girls
She Doesn't Even Go Here!Damian, Mean Girls
I'm Gonna Finish Him Like A Cheesecake.
Fat Amy, Pitch Perfect
You're A Home-schooled Jungle Freak Who's A Less Hot Version Of Me.Regina George, Mean Girls
You're A Virgin Who Can't DriveTai Frasier, Clueless
Call Me When Your Boobs Come In.
Annie Walker, Bridesmaids
The Skin Under Your Eyes Is Starting To Look Like Hugh Hefner's Ballsack.
Jacob Palmer, Crazy, Stupid, Love
I've Seen Better Tennis Playing In A Tampon Commercial.
Helen's stepson, Bridesmaids
She's A Full-On Monet.Cher Horowitz, Clueless
Ugh, As If!
Cher Horowitz, Clueless
I Don't Hate You Because You're Fat. You're Fat Because I Hate You.Jessica Lopez, Mean Girls
I Believe That's Your Designer Imposter PerfumeCher Horowitz, Clueless
Working Here Means Staying Within 10 Yards Of You. Frankly I'd Rather Have A Job Wiping Saddam Hussein's Ass.
Bridget Jones, Bridget Jones' Diary
I Hope Your Babies Look Like Monkeys!
Michele Weinberger, Romy And Michele's High School Reunion
That Is The Ugliest Effing Skirt I've Ever Seen.Regina George, Mean Girls
Did You Have A Brain Tumor For Breakfast?Heather Chandler, Heathers
Introduce Her To Your World Of Sex, Drugs And... What Else Do You Do?
Kathryn Merteuil, Cruel Intentions
That's All You Got, Lady. Two Wrong Feet And F*cking Ugly Shoes.
Erin Brockovich, Erin Brockovich
Why Do You Have To Be Such A Megab*tch?Veronica, Heathers
She Could Be A Farmer In Those Clothes.Amber, Clueless
You're Vapor, You're Spam, A Waste Of Perfectly Good Yearbook Space.
Taylor Vaughan, She's All That
Tried To Still Our Bit, But You Look Like Sh*t
The East Compton Clovers, Bring It On
I Don't Believe We've Met, What With The Cruel Politics Of High School And All.
Courtney Shayne, Jawbreaker
I'm Glad Your Husband Died Because You're A F*cking A**hole, He Probably Killed Himself.
Catherine, This Is 40