The Funniest Chicken Jokes And Dirty Chicken Jokes

Voting Rules
Vote up the chicken jokes that are truly egg-cellent.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!"

This joke actually dates back to 1847 when it was first published in the New York magazine, The Knickerbocker.  It is an early example of anti-humor where a person expects a regular punchline and instead receives a simple statement of fact. Numerous variations of this joke have popped up over the years with different generations finding different interpretations of this classic pitch. However, it is by far not the only chicken joke to have people clucking with laughter. This list contains the best chicken jokes of all time, so the next time you're cooped up with friends, you can tell one of these hilarious bits.

You don't need to have been raised on a farm to understand chicken humor. These birds are hilarious by their very nature. From Foghorn Leghorn to the giant chicken Peter Griffin fights in Family Guy, chickens have been sources of comedic inspiration for years now. You can carry on this proud tradition by memorizing these jokes you can tell to crowds of all ages. 

Which of these chicken jokes do you think is the funniest? Vote for the ones that made you chuckle so that everyone will know once and for all which chicken joke reigns supreme.


  • What happens when a chicken drops a grenade?
    1

    What happens when a chicken drops a grenade?

    32 votes

    It egg-splodes!

  • Why did the chicken go to KFC?
    2

    Why did the chicken go to KFC?

    19 votes

    To see her brother.

  • What do you call a mischievous egg?
    3

    What do you call a mischievous egg?

    21 votes

    A practical yolker!

  • Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt, and cross the road again?
    4

    Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt, and cross the road again?

    22 votes

    Because she was a dirty double-crosser!

  • Why do chicken coops have two doors?
    5

    Why do chicken coops have two doors?

    28 votes

    Because if they had four doors they would be chicken sedans!

  • What childhood sickness do chickens get?
    6

    What childhood sickness do chickens get?

    17 votes

    People pox!