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CHiPS movie quotes provide the laughs for the buddy cop movie based on the television series of the same name. Dax Shepard wrote, directed and starred in the comedy, using the show originally created by Rock Rosner. CHiPS opened theatrically in the United States on March 24, 2017.

In CHiPS, an FBI agent is given the name Frank Poncherello (Michael Peña) and assigned to go undercover in the California Highway Patrol to investigate possible corrupt cops. Frank is partnered with rookie cop and former competitive motorcycle rider Jon Baker (Dax Shepard). Their personalities couldn't be more different, but their chemistry works and the two set off to serve and protect.

But when Frank and Jon discover that Ray Kurtz (Vincent D'Onofrio) is leading a team of crooked cops in order to steal money for his son, things get dicey. Kurtz kidnaps Jon's wife (Shepard's real-life wife Kristen Bell) and only the unlikely pair of Jon and Frank can get her back safely and busy Kurtz for his crimes.

CHiPS movie quotes help tell the story of the film just like other quotes do for their respective movies such as Life, Power Rangers, Ghost in the Shell, and The Boss Baby.

We Have a Suspect's Head is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list CHiPS Movie Quotes
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We Have a Suspect's Head

Peterson: You screw up this case, you're fired!
Officer Frank Poncherello: We have a suspect's head. That's a victory.
Peterson: Nasty!
Officer Frank Poncherello: I was trying...
Peterson: God damn nasty!

Frank gets a talking to from Peterson after an investigation goes awry and leaves a suspect decapitated. While Frank thinks it's a victory, Peterson can't get over the nastiness of the decapitation.

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Go Undercover Within the Department

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Peterson: The California Highway Patrol think they have some crooked cops. I want you to go on the inside.
Officer Frank Poncherello: Go undercover within the department? That's awesome.
Peterson: We would put you with a rookie named Jon Baker. 
Officer Frank Poncherello: So who am I playing?
Peterson: Francis Louellen Poncherello
Officer Frank Poncherello: Are the first two female names?

Peterson explains the need for someone to investigate corruption in the California Highway Patrol in these CHiPS movie quotes. He has the perfect man for the job, and even takes a great deal of pleasure in giving him two female names for the act.

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Did You Face Plant?

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Officer Jon Baker: I need to get into some warm water.
Officer Frank Poncherello: I'm not going to carry you there.
Officer Jon Baker: I saved your life yesterday!
Officer Frank Poncherello: Oh my god, I knew you were going to bring it up.
Officer Jon Baker: Did you face plant in my...
Officer Frank Poncherello: No, no, no, there was no contact.
Officer Jon Baker: I could have swore I felt either your nose or your lips.
Officer Frank Poncherello: Nope... There might have been like a little bit of contact. 

After Jon saves Frank's life in these CHiPS movie quotes, Jon asks for a favor in return. What could have been a simple lift from the floor to the bathtub turns awkward real fast when Frank's face gets up close and personal with Jon's man parts. 

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All Suited Up for Battle is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list CHiPS Movie Quotes
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All Suited Up for Battle

Officer Jon Baker: It's pretty bad ass, all suited up for battle.
Officer Frank Poncherello: What, looking like UPS drivers? Go brown, right?
Officer Jon Baker: This job is my one shot at saving my marriage.

Officer Baker is really excited for this new job and sees it as a way to get his wife back. Frank, on the other hand, isn't that jazzed about walking around looking like a UPS driver, something he notes in these CHiPS movie quotes.

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