CHiPS movie quotes provide the laughs for the buddy cop movie based on the television series of the same name. Dax Shepard wrote, directed and starred in the comedy, using the show originally created by Rock Rosner. CHiPS opened theatrically in the United States on March 24, 2017.
In CHiPS, an FBI agent is given the name Frank Poncherello (Michael Peña) and assigned to go undercover in the California Highway Patrol to investigate possible corrupt cops. Frank is partnered with rookie cop and former competitive motorcycle rider Jon Baker (Dax Shepard). Their personalities couldn't be more different, but their chemistry works and the two set off to serve and protect.
But when Frank and Jon discover that Ray Kurtz (Vincent D'Onofrio) is leading a team of crooked cops in order to steal money for his son, things get dicey. Kurtz kidnaps Jon's wife (Shepard's real-life wife Kristen Bell) and only the unlikely pair of Jon and Frank can get her back safely and busy Kurtz for his crimes.
All Suited Up for Battle
Officer Jon Baker: It's pretty bad ass, all suited up for battle.
Officer Frank Poncherello: What, looking like UPS drivers? Go brown, right?
Officer Jon Baker: This job is my one shot at saving my marriage.
Officer Baker is really excited for this new job and sees it as a way to get his wife back. Frank, on the other hand, isn't that jazzed about walking around looking like a UPS driver, something he notes in these CHiPS movie quotes.
We Have a Suspect's Head
Peterson: You screw up this case, you're fired!
Officer Frank Poncherello: We have a suspect's head. That's a victory.
Officer Frank Poncherello: I was trying...
Peterson: God damn nasty!
Frank gets a talking to from Peterson after an investigation goes awry and leaves a suspect decapitated. While Frank thinks it's a victory, Peterson can't get over the nastiness of the decapitation.
We Need to Focus
Officer Frank Poncherello: Hey, we need to focus.
Officer Jon Baker: Are you kidding me right now?
Officer Frank Poncherello: I'm just like kind of powerless when it comes to yoga pants.
Officer Jon Baker: Let's get you out of this parking lot. You have a visible erection. You think you can ride with that?
Officer Frank Poncherello: I don't know.
Moments after telling Jon to focus, Frank loses focus himself in the vicinity of yoga pants. To make matters worse, he's now faced with trying to focus on riding a police motorcycle with an erection.
Did You Face Plant?
Officer Jon Baker: I need to get into some warm water.
Officer Frank Poncherello: I'm not going to carry you there.
Officer Jon Baker: I saved your life yesterday!
Officer Frank Poncherello: Oh my god, I knew you were going to bring it up.
Officer Jon Baker: Did you face plant in my...
Officer Frank Poncherello: No, no, no, there was no contact.
Officer Jon Baker: I could have swore I felt either your nose or your lips.
Officer Frank Poncherello: Nope... There might have been like a little bit of contact.
After Jon saves Frank's life in these CHiPS movie quotes, Jon asks for a favor in return. What could have been a simple lift from the floor to the bathtub turns awkward real fast when Frank's face gets up close and personal with Jon's man parts.