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CHiPS Movie Quotes

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CHiPS movie quotes provide the laughs for the buddy cop movie based on the television series of the same name. Dax Shepard wrote, directed and starred in the comedy, using the show originally created by Rock Rosner. CHiPS opened theatrically in the United States on March 24, 2017.

In CHiPS, an FBI agent is given the name Frank Poncherello (Michael Peña) and assigned to go undercover in the California Highway Patrol to investigate possible corrupt cops. Frank is partnered with rookie cop and former competitive motorcycle rider Jon Baker (Dax Shepard). Their personalities couldn't be more different, but their chemistry works and the two set off to serve and protect.

But when Frank and Jon discover that Ray Kurtz (Vincent D'Onofrio) is leading a team of crooked cops in order to steal money for his son, things get dicey. Kurtz kidnaps Jon's wife (Shepard's real-life wife Kristen Bell) and only the unlikely pair of Jon and Frank can get her back safely and busy Kurtz for his crimes.

CHiPS movie quotes help tell the story of the film just like other quotes do for their respective movies such as Life, Power Rangers, Ghost in the Shell, and The Boss Baby.

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    Three Beers Too Intimate

    Officer Frank Poncherello: It's like you're three beers too intimate.
    Officer Jon Baker: I'm a tough motorcycle cop. I've got no emotion.

    While Frank and Jon work well together, their styles of comfort and personality couldn't be more different. As they note in these CHiPS movie quotes, Jon is a little too friendly while Frank errs on the side of emotionless.

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      We Have a Suspect's Head

      Peterson: You screw up this case, you're fired!
      Officer Frank Poncherello: We have a suspect's head. That's a victory.
      Peterson: Nasty!
      Officer Frank Poncherello: I was trying...
      Peterson: God damn nasty!

      Frank gets a talking to from Peterson after an investigation goes awry and leaves a suspect decapitated. While Frank thinks it's a victory, Peterson can't get over the nastiness of the decapitation.

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        All Suited Up for Battle

        Officer Jon Baker: It's pretty bad ass, all suited up for battle.
        Officer Frank Poncherello: What, looking like UPS drivers? Go brown, right?
        Officer Jon Baker: This job is my one shot at saving my marriage.

        Officer Baker is really excited for this new job and sees it as a way to get his wife back. Frank, on the other hand, isn't that jazzed about walking around looking like a UPS driver, something he notes in these CHiPS movie quotes.

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          Let's Kick This Off

          Officer Jon Baker: What's up? I'm Jon.
          Officer Frank Poncherello: Poncherello
          Officer Jon Baker: That's awesome, man. We're partners. Let's kick this off with the real thing.
          Officer Frank Poncherello: Oh, dude
          Officer Jon Baker: If you're homophobic or whatever, that's cool.
          Officer Frank Poncherello: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you think I'm homophobic?

          Jon and Frank meet for the first time in the station locker room. Frank is cordial, but objects to hugging Jon while Jon's in his underwear, which starts their partner relationship on a bit of a strange note.

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