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Jokes The Best Christmas Jokes  

Jack Napier
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List Rules Vote up your favorite jokes and puns for the Christmas season

If you’re nearing the end of your Christmas holiday and everyone is getting a bit sluggish, why not give everyone a bit of pep in their step with a few rousing Christmas jokes? As cheesy as they may be, nothing makes Christmas feel quite like a holiday like these funny Christmas jokes (well, and presents I suppose). If you’re going to be away from home this holiday and you’re looking for something cute and funny to put in a Christmas card for your friends or family, just use one of these! I promise that I won’t rat you out for taking credit for one of the many jokes on this list of the funniest Christmas jokes.

No Christmas is complete without the telling of a few silly seasonal jokes. Christmas puns!

Vote on your favorite funny Christmas jokes now and spread some holiday cheer!

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What Does Santa Suffer From Wh... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Christmas Jokes
What Does Santa Suffer From When He Gets Stuck In The Chimney? Claustrophobia!

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Why Did Santa's Helper See the... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Christmas Jokes
Why Did Santa's Helper See the Doctor? Because he had low "elf" esteem.

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What Do You Sing At A Snowman'... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Christmas Jokes
What Do You Sing At A Snowman's Birthday Party? Freeze a jolly good fellow!

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Who Delivers Presents To Baby ... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Christmas Jokes
Who Delivers Presents To Baby Sharks At Christmas? Santa Jaws!

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Who Hides In The Bakery At Chr... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Christmas Jokes
Who Hides In The Bakery At Christmas? A mince spy!

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What Happened To The Man Who S... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Christmas Jokes
What Happened To The Man Who Stole The Advent Calendar? He got 25 days!

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Why Are Christmas Trees So Bad... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Christmas Jokes
Why Are Christmas Trees So Bad At Sewing? They always drop their needles!

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What Do Santa's Little Helpers... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Christmas Jokes
What Do Santa's Little Helpers Learn At School? The elf-abet!

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What Type Of Motorcycle Does S... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Christmas Jokes
What Type Of Motorcycle Does Santa Ride? A Holly Davidson!

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What Do Reindeer Hang On Their... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Christmas Jokes
What Do Reindeer Hang On Their Christmas Tree? Horn-aments!

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Why Does Miley Cyrus Have For ... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Christmas Jokes
Why Does Miley Cyrus Have For Christmas Dinner? Twerky!

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Who's Santa's Favorite Singer? is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Christmas Jokes
Who's Santa's Favorite Singer? Elf-is Prestley

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What Did Adam Say To His Wife ... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Christmas Jokes
What Did Adam Say To His Wife The Day Before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!

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What Do Angry Mice Send Each O... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Christmas Jokes
What Do Angry Mice Send Each Other At Christmas? Cross Mouse Cards!

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What Do You Get When You Cross... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Christmas Jokes
What Do You Get When You Cross A Bell With A Skunk? Jingle Smells!

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What Carol Is Heard In The Des... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Christmas Jokes
What Carol Is Heard In The Desert? Oh camel ye faithful!

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How Many Letters Are In The Ch... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Christmas Jokes
How Many Letters Are In The Christmas Alphabet? 25. There's no EL.