Internet The 50 Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes of All Time  

John Barryman
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If someone tells a Chuck Norris joke in the woods and he's not around to hear it, will that person still die at the hands of Chuck? Yes. Chuck Norris hears everything. Chuck Norris pictures, facts, and memes have become so common, it's hard to remember a time when the world didn't quake in fear at the fist (just one, it's all he needs) of Chuck Norris. List contains only the most popular Chuck Norris facts/quotes, images, one-liners, puns, etc., (nothing dirty) and the best ones are voted to the front of the list.

The Chuck Norris meme has become such a prevailing theme in pop culture, it's hard to remember a time when Chuck Norris joke-facts didn't exist or when you couldn't expect to see Chuck Norris pics circulating around the Internet (just kidding, Chuck Norris has been kicking butt since the dawn of time). The venerable star of countless classic Chuck Norris movies is so tough, so un-crossable, that the only sensible thing to do was to make a list of Chuck Norris jokes to tempt a fate worse that death at the hands/fists of Chuck Norris.

Jokes about Chuck Norris include classic lines like "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits", "Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. He has never cried", and "Ghosts sit around the fire and tell Chuck Norris stories". The manliest man in history has a cult following and has spawned some of the funniest memes on the internet.

What are the funniest Chuck Norris jokes? Which are the best Chuck Norris memes? This top Chuck Norris jokes list should get you started in your search for the greatest Chuck Norris memes, but it's by no means every Chuck Norris joke on the internet. Upvote for your favorites (they're all your favorites, clearly), and beware the wrath of Chuck Norris should you choose to downvote any of these funny Chuck Norris memes.

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When Chuck Norris Was Born, the Only Person Who Cried Was the Doctor...

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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
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Checkmate.

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Checkmate.
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Chuck Norris Died 20 Years Ago...

Chuck Norris Died 20 Years Ago... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The 50 Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes of All Time
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris Had the Idea to Sell His Urine as an Energy Drink

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.