25 Pretty Sassy Tweets & Clapbacks From The Church Of Satan That Made Us Giggle Like A Schoolgirl

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Vote up the most devilish tweets.

The Church of Satan has a Twitter account, and it's pretty hilarious, thought provoking, and incredibly snarky - basically everything you are looking for in a Twitter friend. Vote up your favorite Church of Satan tweets and clapbacks. 


  • 1
    380 VOTES

    They Offer Facts, Not Opinions

    380 votes
  • 2
    322 VOTES

    Really? It Must Be? 

     

    322 votes
  • 3
    215 VOTES

    And They All Lived Happily Ever After

     

    215 votes
  • 4
    302 VOTES

    Don't Flatter Yourself

     

    302 votes
  • 5
    109 VOTES

    Bad Math

     

    109 votes
  • 6
    177 VOTES

    'Then There's Me'

     

    177 votes