25 Pretty Sassy Tweets & Clapbacks From The Church Of Satan That Made Us Giggle Like A Schoolgirl
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Vote up the most devilish tweets.
The Church of Satan has a Twitter account, and it's pretty hilarious, thought provoking, and incredibly snarky - basically everything you are looking for in a Twitter friend. Vote up your favorite Church of Satan tweets and clapbacks.
- 1380 VOTES
They Offer Facts, Not Opinions
- 2322 VOTES
Really? It Must Be?
Satanic Bible: “Don’t kill animals”
— The Church Of Satan (@ChurchofSatan) May 12, 2021
Holy Bible: *Dozens of stories of God demanding animal sacrifices*
News: “Some animals got killed”
Christians: “IT MUST BE THE SATANISTS!!!” - 3215 VOTES
And They All Lived Happily Ever After
Talk about a story with a happy ending! https://t.co/JmQjth0N2X
— The Church Of Satan (@ChurchofSatan) September 8, 2021 - 4302 VOTES
Don't Flatter Yourself
Furthermore, we can assure you that anyone who is worried about being tracked by Satanists is far too mediocre to be of interest. https://t.co/YAMNb9Cnav
— The Church Of Satan (@ChurchofSatan) November 3, 2021 - 5109 VOTES
Bad Math
Bad math. https://t.co/OnuyRiCH0S
— The Church Of Satan (@ChurchofSatan) January 15, 2021 - 6177 VOTES
'Then There's Me'
— The Church Of Satan (@ChurchofSatan) October 25, 2021
