25 Pretty Sassy Tweets & Clapbacks From The Church Of Satan That Made Us Giggle Like A Schoolgirl

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Vote up the most devilish tweets.

The Church of Satan has a Twitter account, and it's pretty hilarious, thought provoking, and incredibly snarky - basically everything you are looking for in a Twitter friend. Vote up your favorite Church of Satan tweets and clapbacks. 

  • 1
    380 VOTES

    They Offer Facts, Not Opinions

  • 2
    322 VOTES

    Really? It Must Be? 


  • 3
    215 VOTES

    And They All Lived Happily Ever After


  • 4
    302 VOTES

    Don't Flatter Yourself


  • 5
    109 VOTES

    Bad Math


  • 6
    177 VOTES

    'Then There's Me'