history 25 Wild Classical Depictions Of Embarrassing Sex Problems  

Jacob Shelton
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Art was and remains a fantastic outlet for your frustrations, especially the sexual ones. The best art in the world, no matter how oblique, is inspired by sex, but a lot of on-the-nose sex art is great too. In fact, many classic pieces were basically created to work out an embarrassing sex problem while making a nice vase or wall mural. Just imagine walking to the communal fountain every day for a jug of water only to see your blasphemous sexual nightmares told through art. Doesn’t that sound lovely? 

If you were living in feudal Japan, for example, you would find sex art of all your shortcomings. Even if you’re into super sexy stuff, the art collected here definitely veers into weird territory. Hopefully, you’ll feel weird good, but you know it’s probably going to be weird bad. Oh well, as Robert Mapplethorpe said, “Welcome to the psychosexual fine art hellscape.”

The Schematics Of A Menage A Trois


The Schematics Of A Menage A T... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list 25 Wild Classical Depictions Of Embarrassing Sex Problems
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TFW When Your Third Makes Fun Of Your Junk


TFW When Your Third Makes Fun ... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 25 Wild Classical Depictions Of Embarrassing Sex Problems
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Sorry, Bro, Not Interested


Sorry, Bro, Not Interested is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list 25 Wild Classical Depictions Of Embarrassing Sex Problems
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When You're On A Spree But She Wants To Lock You Down


When You're On A Spree But She... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list 25 Wild Classical Depictions Of Embarrassing Sex Problems
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