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Jack Napier
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You can’t turn down some good clean fun – and that’s exactly why this list of the funniest clean jokes is here to save the day. Because if you can’t enjoy a little clean fun from time to time, then what’s the world coming to?

Maybe you’re a magician for children’s parties, or you’re a teacher trying to connect with his young students who aren’t yet old enough to receive the Dead Poet’s Society treatment, whatever the reason – these super funny clean jokes will do the trick. Your best bet for knocking it out of the park with these short clean jokes, is to find an old folks home in need of some entertainment and start working on your clean comedy set, they’ll certainly appreciate it. Call the kids into the room, start up your laptops, and enjoy this list of the funniest clean jokes the world has ever known.

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What Do You Call An Alligator ... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Good, Clean Jokes
What Do You Call An Alligator In a Vest? An Investigator 

14 Celebrities Who Are Heirs The 13 Most Evil U.S. Government Experiments on Humans

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Did You Hear About The New Bro... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Good, Clean Jokes
Did You Hear About The New Broom? It's sweeping the nation!

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Why Did The Picture Go To Jail... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Good, Clean Jokes
Why Did The Picture Go To Jail? It was framed!

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What Happens If You Eat Yeast ... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Good, Clean Jokes
What Happens If You Eat Yeast And Shoe Polish? Every morning you'll rise and shine! 

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What's The Difference Between ... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Good, Clean Jokes
What's The Difference Between a Guitar And A Fish? You can't tuna fish. 

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Why'd The Belt Get Arrested? is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Good, Clean Jokes
Why'd The Belt Get Arrested? He held up a pair of pants. 

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Did You Hear About The Race Be... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Good, Clean Jokes
Did You Hear About The Race Between The Lettuce And The Tomato? The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"! 

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What Do You Call A Pile Of Kit... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Good, Clean Jokes
What Do You Call A Pile Of Kittens? A meowntain 

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What Does A Nosey Pepper Do? is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Good, Clean Jokes
What Does A Nosey Pepper Do? Gets jalapeno business! 

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What Did Bacon Say To Tomato? is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Good, Clean Jokes
What Did Bacon Say To Tomato? Lettuce get together! 

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Good, Clean Jokes
What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? An Impasta!

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What Do You Call A Baby Monkey... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Good, Clean Jokes
What Do You Call A Baby Monkey? A Chimp off the old block. 

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What Is Heavy Forward But Not ... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Good, Clean Jokes
What Is Heavy Forward But Not Backward? Ton

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Did You Hear About The Hungry ... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Good, Clean Jokes
Did You Hear About The Hungry Clock? It went back four seconds. 

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Did You Hear About The Shampoo... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Good, Clean Jokes
Did You Hear About The Shampoo Shortage In Jamaica? It's dread-full. 

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What Do You Get From A Pampere... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Good, Clean Jokes
What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? Spoiled milk. 

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What Do Lawyers Wear To Court? is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Good, Clean Jokes
What Do Lawyers Wear To Court? Lawsuits!

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What Do You Call A Fat Psychic... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Good, Clean Jokes
What Do You Call A Fat Psychic? A four chin teller. 

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What Do You Call a Computer Fl... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Good, Clean Jokes
What Do You Call a Computer Floating In The Ocean A Dell Rolling in the Deep. 

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What Gets Wetter The More It D... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Good, Clean Jokes
What Gets Wetter The More It Dries? A towel.