List Rules Vote up any joke that is just good, clean fun
You can’t turn down some good clean fun – and that’s exactly why this list of the funniest clean jokes is here to save the day. Because if you can’t enjoy a little clean fun from time to time, then what’s the world coming to?
Maybe you’re a magician for children’s parties, or you’re a teacher trying to connect with his young students who aren’t yet old enough to receive the Dead Poet’s Society treatment, whatever the reason – these super funny clean jokes will do the trick. Your best bet for knocking it out of the park with these short clean jokes, is to find an old folks home in need of some entertainment and start working on your clean comedy set, they’ll certainly appreciate it. Call the kids into the room, start up your laptops, and enjoy this list of the funniest clean jokes the world has ever known.
Vote on your favorite clean joke!
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Why Did The Picture Go To Jail? It was framed!
What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? Spoiled milk.
Did You Hear About The Race Between The Lettuce And The Tomato? The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? An Impasta!
What Do You Call A Fat Psychic? A four chin teller.
What Do You Call An Alligator In a Vest? An Investigator
Did You Hear About The Shampoo Shortage In Jamaica? It's dread-full.
What's The Difference Between a Guitar And A Fish? You can't tuna fish.
What Happens If You Eat Yeast And Shoe Polish? Every morning you'll rise and shine!
Did You Hear About The Hungry Clock? It went back four seconds.
What Gets Wetter The More It Dries? A towel.
What Does A Nosey Pepper Do? Gets jalapeno business!
Why'd The Belt Get Arrested? He held up a pair of pants.
Did You Hear About The New Broom? It's sweeping the nation!
What Do You Call A Pile Of Kittens? A meowntain
What Do Lawyers Wear To Court? Lawsuits!
What Is Heavy Forward But Not Backward? Ton
What Did Bacon Say To Tomato? Lettuce get together!
What Do You Call a Computer Floating In The Ocean A Dell Rolling in the Deep.
What Do You Call A Baby Monkey? A Chimp off the old block.