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Nothing starts the day off like a hot cup of coffee, except maybe a list of jokes about a hot cup of coffee! We don’t know about you, but the first thing we do in the morning is pour ourselves a nice cup of joe and sit down to work on a list of java jokes. If you’re a barista, coffee aficionado, or a caffeine addict, you’ll love these funny jokes about coffee. And if not, then you can go brew a whole pot of decaf! The rest of us will be busy giggling at this list of hilarious caffeinated jokes, while drinking our favorite brews featured in these monthly coffee subscription boxes.
Half-caf, decaf, half double decaf with a twist a lemon and a pump of pumpkin spice - we can’t keep all these coffee trends straight. What happened to just a regular old triple tall white chocolate mocha with six pumps of chai? If you woke up this morning and needed an extra kick, then this list of jokes about coffee will give you a pick-me-up that even the strongest shot of espresso can’t. So grind up your favorite bean and put the kettle on because this list of hilarious coffee humor is about to brew you up a good time.
Vote up your favorite jokes about coffee, and if you’ve got a joke you think we haven’t heard, then brew one up for us in the comments.
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What Do You Call Sad Coffee? Despresso.
What's It Called When You Steal Someone's Coffee? Mugging!
How Did the Hipster Burn His Tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
How Are Coffee Beans like Kids? They're always getting grounded!
How Does a Tech Guy Drink Coffee? He installs Java!
How Is Divorce like Espresso? It's expensive and bitter.
How Are Men like Coffee? The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!
What's the Difference Between Starbucks and a Prostitute? Nothing, they both suck and empty your wallet!
Why Are Italians so Good at Making Coffee? Because they know how to espresso themselves.
Why Do They Call Coffee Mud? Because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.
There Are Two Kinds of People... Coffee people and sad people.
What Kind of Coffee Was Served on the Titanic? Sanka.
Why Do the Lakers Have to Drink Their Coffee Black? They're out of KAREEM.
Why Are all Jewish Men Required to Make a Good Cup of Coffee? Because according to the Torah, he brews!