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56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

Updated June 14, 2019 83.8k votes 12.7k voters 17.6m views56 items

List RulesUpvote the ones that make you laugh, downvote the college dorm room signs that make you sad.

College signs in dorms are the perfect place to learn that everyone who is as equally selfish as you are won't treat you like your parents did when you lived at home. Your flatmates, roommates, dormmates, RAs, and floormates aren't your parents and don't care about your space anymore than you care about theirs. Funny college signs adorn the halls as much as you would expect them to in a building full of people looking out for themselves and slowly learning that common courtesy isn't the norm as much as doing as much as you can get away with is. All these passive-aggressive college notes and even notes from teachers are what happen when you trap people, many of whom are even *shiver* single children, in a giant complex built out of inadequate carpeting and RULES. 

These are the best, most memorable, and funniest college dorm signs the internet has to offer. From ones you've seen a million times to the passive aggressive notes you've missed throughout the years because you have a semblance of a life and need to pay attention at work occasionally. 

My favorites are the ones written by people who have very hard "rules" that cannot UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES BE VIOLATED. Some reasonable, some absolutely ridiculous, reading these should either give you a great idea about what you can't do if you live in college, what to do if someone is messing with you in your dorms, or it should do what it did for me and just make you super happy that you're an actual adult and not in college anymore. 

Now, some of you may have roommates like these, and some of the notes may serve as solutions for you. For those of you with that predicament, I hope that you will move somewhere better soon.

Stay strong, and try never to be "one of those people" who leaves horrible, threatening, spiteful, vengeful, or aggressive university notes on people's walls. Even anonymously. You're better than that. Which is why this list is so awesome. Enjoy. 
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    Revenge 102

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    The Fap Tax

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    The Tenets Of Common Courtesy (Communications 104)

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    Printing

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