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NCAA College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face  

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List Rules Vote up the Top 25 (ish) NCAA College Football Team Mascots You'd Punch In The Face

Haven't you ever been to a football game and seen one of those big, goofy mascots running around the field, looking like they might snap and start taking down cheerleaders at any time? Have you ever wanted to punch one of them in the face? I have.

Before you refer me to some anger management website, I feel it's relevant to point out that I myself was a mascot in high school; a big, bald eagle. In Sacramento where Friday night football games were played (for me) in a big, sweaty Eagle getup in the 100 degree heat. I can tell you first hand that you are doing some very nice ladies a big favor by taking these seemingly happy-go-lucky characters down a peg or two.

Since the college rankings change so often, there might be a team on or off the rankings that I'd like to punch, so don't get your panties in a twist with me; save it for one of these mascots. And get ready for college football.
list ordered by

1
181 50
Ohio State Buckeyes is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

2
174 49
Stanford Cardinal is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

3
183 74
Notre Dame Fighting Irish is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

4
129 62
Florida Gators is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

5
125 60
Nebraska Cornhuskers is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

6
102 45
University of Miami Hurricanes... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
University of Miami Hurricanes (Ibis)

7
103 50
Alabama Crimson Tide Football is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

8
78 38
Texas Longhorns is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

9
118 70
Oregon Ducks football is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

10
71 37
Oklahoma Sooners is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
Oklahoma Sooners

11
82 46
The Clemson Tigers is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
Clemson Tigers

12
72 41
Oklahoma State Cowboys is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

13
56 30
South Carolina Gamecocks is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

14
51 28
Louisville Cardinals is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

15
62 38
Florida State Seminoles footba... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

16
60 38
USC Trojans is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

17
71 48
Wisconsin Badgers is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

18
57 36
LSU Tigers and Lady Tigers is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

19
76 53
UCLA Bruins is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

20
53 34
Michigan Wolverines is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

21
43 28
Georgia Bulldogs football is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

22
36 26
Virginia Tech Hokies football is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

23
43 35
Oregon State Beavers is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

24
42 37
TCU Horned Frogs football is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

25
34 30
Auburn Tigers (Bonus: War Eagl... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
Auburn Tigers (Bonus: War Eagle)

26
29 38
Northwestern Wildcats is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
Northwestern Wildcats

27
26 35
Boise State Broncos is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
Boise State Broncos

28
27 40
Texas A&M Collie, Reveille is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
Texas A&M Collie, Reveille