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College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face  

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List Rules Vote up the Top 25 (ish) NCAA College Football Team Mascots You'd Punch In The Face

Haven't you ever been to a football game and seen one of those big, goofy mascots running around the field, looking like they might snap and start taking down cheerleaders at any time? Have you ever wanted to punch one of them in the face? I have.

Before you refer me to some anger management website, I feel it's relevant to point out that I myself was a mascot in high school; a big, bald eagle. In Sacramento where Friday night football games were played (for me) in a big, sweaty Eagle getup in the 100 degree heat. I can tell you first hand that you are doing some very nice ladies a big favor by taking these seemingly happy-go-lucky characters down a peg or two.

Since the college rankings change so often, there might be a team on or off the rankings that I'd like to punch, so don't get your panties in a twist with me; save it for one of these mascots. And get ready for college football.
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Stanford Cardinal is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
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Ohio State Buckeyes is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
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Notre Dame Fighting Irish is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
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University of Miami Hurricanes... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
University of Miami Hurricanes (Ibis)
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Alabama Crimson Tide Football is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
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Nebraska Cornhuskers is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
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Florida Gators is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
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Texas Longhorns is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
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Oregon Ducks football is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
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Oklahoma State Cowboys is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
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The Clemson Tigers is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
Clemson Tigers
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Oklahoma Sooners is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
Oklahoma Sooners
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South Carolina Gamecocks is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
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Michigan Wolverines is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
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Louisville Cardinals is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
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Florida State Seminoles footba... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
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USC Trojans is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
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Wisconsin Badgers is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
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LSU Tigers and Lady Tigers is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
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UCLA Bruins is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
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Georgia Bulldogs football is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
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Virginia Tech Hokies football is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
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Oregon State Beavers is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
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Auburn Tigers (Bonus: War Eagl... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
Auburn Tigers (Bonus: War Eagle)
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TCU Horned Frogs football is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face