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ncaa College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face  

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List Rules Vote up the Top 25 (ish) NCAA College Football Team Mascots You'd Punch In The Face

Haven't you ever been to a football game and seen one of those big, goofy mascots running around the field, looking like they might snap and start taking down cheerleaders at any time? Have you ever wanted to punch one of them in the face? I have.

Before you refer me to some anger management website, I feel it's relevant to point out that I myself was a mascot in high school; a big, bald eagle. In Sacramento where Friday night football games were played (for me) in a big, sweaty Eagle getup in the 100 degree heat. I can tell you first hand that you are doing some very nice ladies a big favor by taking these seemingly happy-go-lucky characters down a peg or two.

Since the college rankings change so often, there might be a team on or off the rankings that I'd like to punch, so don't get your panties in a twist with me; save it for one of these mascots. And get ready for college football.

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Ohio State Buckeyes is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

2
169 48
Stanford Cardinal is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

3
181 70
Notre Dame Fighting Irish is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

4
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Florida Gators is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

5
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University of Miami Hurricanes... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
University of Miami Hurricanes (Ibis)

6
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Nebraska Cornhuskers is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

7
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Alabama Crimson Tide Football is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

8
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Texas Longhorns is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

9
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Oregon Ducks football is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

10
70 36
Oklahoma Sooners is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
Oklahoma Sooners

11
79 45
The Clemson Tigers is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
Clemson Tigers

12
71 39
Oklahoma State Cowboys is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

13
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South Carolina Gamecocks is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

14
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Louisville Cardinals is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

The Most Underrated College Football Player

15
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Florida State Seminoles footba... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

16
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UCLA Bruins is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

17
56 34
LSU Tigers and Lady Tigers is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

18
59 37
USC Trojans is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

19
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Michigan Wolverines is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

20
70 47
Wisconsin Badgers is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

21
43 26
Georgia Bulldogs football is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

22
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Virginia Tech Hokies football is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

23
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Oregon State Beavers is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

24
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TCU Horned Frogs football is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

25
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Auburn Tigers (Bonus: War Eagl... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
Auburn Tigers (Bonus: War Eagle)

26
29 36
Northwestern Wildcats is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
Northwestern Wildcats

27
25 34
Boise State Broncos is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
Boise State Broncos

28
27 39
Texas A&M Collie, Reveille is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
Texas A&M Collie, Reveille