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NCAA College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face  

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List Rules Vote up the Top 25 (ish) NCAA College Football Team Mascots You'd Punch In The Face

Haven't you ever been to a football game and seen one of those big, goofy mascots running around the field, looking like they might snap and start taking down cheerleaders at any time? Have you ever wanted to punch one of them in the face? I have.

Before you refer me to some anger management website, I feel it's relevant to point out that I myself was a mascot in high school; a big, bald eagle. In Sacramento where Friday night football games were played (for me) in a big, sweaty Eagle getup in the 100 degree heat. I can tell you first hand that you are doing some very nice ladies a big favor by taking these seemingly happy-go-lucky characters down a peg or two.

Since the college rankings change so often, there might be a team on or off the rankings that I'd like to punch, so don't get your panties in a twist with me; save it for one of these mascots. And get ready for college football.
list ordered by

1
182 51
Ohio State Buckeyes is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

2
175 49
Stanford Cardinal is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

3
184 74
Notre Dame Fighting Irish is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

4
129 63
Florida Gators is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

5
125 61
Nebraska Cornhuskers is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

6
103 46
University of Miami Hurricanes... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
University of Miami Hurricanes (Ibis)

7
105 52
Alabama Crimson Tide Football is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

8
78 39
Texas Longhorns is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

9
118 71
Oregon Ducks football is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

10
83 47
The Clemson Tigers is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
Clemson Tigers

11
71 38
Oklahoma Sooners is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
Oklahoma Sooners

12
72 42
Oklahoma State Cowboys is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

13
56 31
South Carolina Gamecocks is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

14
51 29
Louisville Cardinals is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

15
62 39
Florida State Seminoles footba... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

16
72 48
Wisconsin Badgers is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

17
55 34
Michigan Wolverines is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

18
58 37
LSU Tigers and Lady Tigers is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

19
60 39
USC Trojans is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

20
76 54
UCLA Bruins is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

21
43 29
Georgia Bulldogs football is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

22
37 26
Virginia Tech Hokies football is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

23
43 36
Oregon State Beavers is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

24
42 38
TCU Horned Frogs football is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

25
35 31
Auburn Tigers (Bonus: War Eagl... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
Auburn Tigers (Bonus: War Eagle)

26
30 38
Northwestern Wildcats is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
Northwestern Wildcats

27
27 35
Boise State Broncos is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
Boise State Broncos

28
27 41
Texas A&M Collie, Reveille is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face
Texas A&M Collie, Reveille