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List Rules Upvote the most insane and ridiculous names for these interesting apple varieties.

Lots of things in the natural world have crazy names. Many animal species are called weird things, the names of groups of animals can be even stranger, and some species of flora and fauna are even name after celebrities. One of America's favorite fruits, the innocent apple, is no exception. And some of these apple names aren't so innocent. What are the coolest names of apple varieties?

Some of the apple names listed here are probably not what Johnny Appleseed had in mind. Apples like the Bloody Ploughman and the Winterstein sound more like characters from "Game of Thrones" than a delicious fruit that belongs in Grandma's apple pie. Though apples are a delicious fruit, full of fiber and sure to help keep the doctor away, these apples aren't messing around.

You won't find the Granny Smith or Golden Delicious apple on this list. These are the coolest apples in the fruit world, and they have the awesome names to prove it.
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Bloody Ploughman is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Bloody Ploughman

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38 15
Nonnetit Bastard is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Nonnetit Bastard

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32 11
Spartan is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Spartan

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31 11
Dog's Snout is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Dog's Snout

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29 13
Cockpit Improved is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Cockpit Improved

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25 11
Siberian Crab is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Siberian Crab

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13 2
King of Tompkins County is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
King of Tompkins County

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14 3
Pink Sparkle is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Pink Sparkle

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18 7
Greensleeves is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Greensleeves

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21 10
Esopus Spitzenburg is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Esopus Spitzenburg

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21 10
Honeycrisp is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Honeycrisp

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18 8
Prairie Spy is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Prairie Spy

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17 8
Pixie Crunch is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Pixie Crunch

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12 4
Pendragon is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Pendragon

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16 8
Winterstein is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Winterstein

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16 8
Coeur de Boeuf is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Coeur de Boeuf

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18 10
Razor Russet is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Razor Russet

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11 4
Peasgood's Nonsuch is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Peasgood's Nonsuch

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13 6
Doctor Harvey is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Doctor Harvey

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15 8
Red Royal Limbertwig is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Red Royal Limbertwig

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10 5
Diamond Jubilee is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Diamond Jubilee

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16 11
Broxwood Foxwhelp is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Broxwood Foxwhelp

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13 8
Uttwiler Spätlauber is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Uttwiler Spätlauber

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13 9
Wyken Pippin is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Wyken Pippin

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9 5
Tremlett's Bitter is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Tremlett's Bitter

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9 5
Duchess of Oldenburg is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Duchess of Oldenburg

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12 9
Kentish Fillbasket is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Kentish Fillbasket

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11 8
Calville Rouge d'Automne is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Calville Rouge d'Automne

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10 7
Rusty Coat is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Rusty Coat

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9 6
Sops in Wine is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Sops in Wine

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8 5
Beautiful Arcade is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Beautiful Arcade

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10 8
Fiesta is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Fiesta

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9 7
Bundy's Ringwood is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Bundy's Ringwood

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7 5
Cardinal Von Galen is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Cardinal Von Galen

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6 4
Westfield Seek-No-Further is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Westfield Seek-No-Further

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10 9
Queen Cox is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Queen Cox

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7 6
American Mother is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
American Mother

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5 5
Excel Jonagold is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Excel Jonagold

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4 4
Lord Hindlip is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Lord Hindlip

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6 7
Itzstedster Apfel is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Itzstedster Apfel

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6 7
Gascoyne's Scarlet is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Gascoyne's Scarlet

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5 6
Sturdeespur is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Sturdeespur

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5 7
Frauen Rotacher is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Frauen Rotacher

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3 5
Laxton's Fortune is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Laxton's Fortune

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3 5
Thoday's Quarrenden is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Thoday's Quarrenden

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3 6
Antonovka Kamenichka is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Antonovka Kamenichka

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2 5
Worcester Pearmain is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Worcester Pearmain