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List Rules Upvote the most insane and ridiculous names for these interesting apple varieties.

Lots of things in the natural world have crazy names. Many animal species are called weird things, the names of groups of animals can be even stranger, and some species of flora and fauna are even name after celebrities. One of America's favorite fruits, the innocent apple, is no exception. And some of these apple names aren't so innocent. What are the coolest names of apple varieties?

Some of the apple names listed here are probably not what Johnny Appleseed had in mind. Apples like the Bloody Ploughman and the Winterstein sound more like characters from "Game of Thrones" than a delicious fruit that belongs in Grandma's apple pie. Though apples are a delicious fruit, full of fiber and sure to help keep the doctor away, these apples aren't messing around.

You won't find the Granny Smith or Golden Delicious apple on this list. These are the coolest apples in the fruit world, and they have the awesome names to prove it.
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50 20
Nonnetit Bastard is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Nonnetit Bastard

2
40 13
Spartan is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Spartan

3
47 19
Bloody Ploughman is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Bloody Ploughman

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36 13
Dog's Snout is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Dog's Snout

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34 14
Cockpit Improved is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Cockpit Improved

6
30 11
Siberian Crab is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Siberian Crab

7
23 7
Pink Sparkle is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Pink Sparkle

8
17 3
King of Tompkins County is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
King of Tompkins County

9
16 4
Pendragon is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Pendragon

10
20 8
Pixie Crunch is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Pixie Crunch

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17 6
Doctor Harvey is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Doctor Harvey

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19 8
Greensleeves is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Greensleeves

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20 9
Prairie Spy is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Prairie Spy

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21 10
Razor Russet is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Razor Russet

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22 11
Esopus Spitzenburg is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Esopus Spitzenburg

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23 13
Honeycrisp is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Honeycrisp

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12 4
Peasgood's Nonsuch is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Peasgood's Nonsuch

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16 8
Red Royal Limbertwig is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Red Royal Limbertwig

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17 9
Wyken Pippin is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Wyken Pippin

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17 9
Winterstein is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Winterstein

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18 11
Broxwood Foxwhelp is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Broxwood Foxwhelp

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12 6
Diamond Jubilee is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Diamond Jubilee

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17 11
Coeur de Boeuf is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Coeur de Boeuf

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11 6
Sops in Wine is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Sops in Wine

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14 9
Fiesta is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Fiesta

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10 5
Duchess of Oldenburg is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Duchess of Oldenburg

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10 5
Tremlett's Bitter is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Tremlett's Bitter

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13 9
Queen Cox is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Queen Cox

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13 9
Uttwiler Spätlauber is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Uttwiler Spätlauber

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11 7
Rusty Coat is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Rusty Coat

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10 6
American Mother is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
American Mother

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10 6
Beautiful Arcade is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Beautiful Arcade

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8 4
Westfield Seek-No-Further is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Westfield Seek-No-Further

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13 10
Kentish Fillbasket is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Kentish Fillbasket

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10 7
Bundy's Ringwood is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Bundy's Ringwood

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11 9
Calville Rouge d'Automne is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Calville Rouge d'Automne

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4 2
Granny Smith is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
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7 6
Cardinal Von Galen is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Cardinal Von Galen

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5 4
Lord Hindlip is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Lord Hindlip

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7 7
Gascoyne's Scarlet is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Gascoyne's Scarlet

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5 6
Excel Jonagold is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Excel Jonagold

42
4 5
Laxton's Fortune is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Laxton's Fortune

43
6 8
Itzstedster Apfel is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Itzstedster Apfel

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5 7
Sturdeespur is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Sturdeespur

45
3 5
Worcester Pearmain is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Worcester Pearmain

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5 8
Frauen Rotacher is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Frauen Rotacher

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4 7
Antonovka Kamenichka is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Antonovka Kamenichka

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3 6
Thoday's Quarrenden is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Thoday's Quarrenden