Food The Coolest Apple Names  

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List Rules Upvote the most insane and ridiculous names for these interesting apple varieties.

Lots of things in the natural world have crazy names. Many animal species are called weird things, the names of groups of animals can be even stranger, and some species of flora and fauna are even name after celebrities. One of America's favorite fruits, the innocent apple, is no exception. And some of these apple names aren't so innocent. What are the coolest names of apple varieties?

Some of the apple names listed here are probably not what Johnny Appleseed had in mind. Apples like the Bloody Ploughman and the Winterstein sound more like characters from "Game of Thrones" than a delicious fruit that belongs in Grandma's apple pie. Though apples are a delicious fruit, full of fiber and sure to help keep the doctor away, these apples aren't messing around.

You won't find the Granny Smith or Golden Delicious apple on this list. These are the coolest apples in the fruit world, and they have the awesome names to prove it.
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55 19
Spartan is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Spartan

2
65 28
Nonnetit Bastard is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Nonnetit Bastard

3
57 25
Bloody Ploughman is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Bloody Ploughman

4
46 19
Dog's Snout is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Dog's Snout

5
37 15
Siberian Crab is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Siberian Crab

6
40 19
Cockpit Improved is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Cockpit Improved

7
30 11
Pixie Crunch is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Pixie Crunch

8
30 12
Pink Sparkle is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Pink Sparkle

9
21 7
King of Tompkins County is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
King of Tompkins County

10
26 12
Razor Russet is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Razor Russet

11
20 7
Pendragon is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Pendragon

12
17 6
Peasgood's Nonsuch is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Peasgood's Nonsuch

13
20 9
Red Royal Limbertwig is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Red Royal Limbertwig

14
21 10
Greensleeves is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Greensleeves

15
23 12
Prairie Spy is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Prairie Spy

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20 10
Winterstein is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Winterstein

17
20 10
Doctor Harvey is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Doctor Harvey

18
23 14
Esopus Spitzenburg is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Esopus Spitzenburg

19
25 16
Honeycrisp is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Honeycrisp

20
16 9
Queen Cox is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Queen Cox

21
19 12
Broxwood Foxwhelp is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Broxwood Foxwhelp

22
11 5
Tremlett's Bitter is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Tremlett's Bitter

23
13 7
Duchess of Oldenburg is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Duchess of Oldenburg

24
17 11
Wyken Pippin is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Wyken Pippin

25
19 13
Coeur de Boeuf is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Coeur de Boeuf