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The Coolest Apple Names

Updated June 14, 2019 1.9k votes 361 voters 19.3k views48 items

List RulesUpvote the most insane and ridiculous names for these interesting apple varieties.

Lots of things in the natural world have crazy names. Many animal species are called weird things, the names of groups of animals can be even stranger, and some species of flora and fauna are even named after celebrities. One of America's favorite fruits, the innocent apple, is no exception. And some of these apple names aren't so innocent. What are the coolest names of apple varieties?

Some of the apple names listed here are probably not what Johnny Appleseed had in mind. Apples like the Bloody Ploughman and the Winterstein sound more like characters from "Game of Thrones" than a delicious fruit that belongs in Grandma's apple pie. Though apples are a delicious fruit, full of fiber and sure to help keep the doctor away, these apples aren't messing around.

You won't find the Golden Delicious apple on this list. These are the coolest apples in the fruit world, and they have the awesome names to prove it.

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  • Nonnetit Bastard1
    87
    46

    Nonnetit Bastard

  • Bloody Ploughman2
    74
    39

    Bloody Ploughman

  • Pixie Crunch3
    48
    17

    Pixie Crunch

  • Dog's Snout4
    61
    31

    Dog's Snout

  • Cockpit Improved5
    50
    23

    Cockpit Improved

  • Spartan6
    64
    38

    Spartan

  • Pendragon7
    37
    11

    Pendragon

  • Siberian Crab8
    43
    18

    Siberian Crab

  • Pink Sparkle9
    41
    16

    Pink Sparkle

  • Razor Russet10
    35
    11

    Razor Russet

  • Peasgood's Nonsuch11
    27
    7

    Peasgood's Nonsuch

  • King of Tompkins County12
    27
    9

    King of Tompkins County

  • Queen Cox13
    25
    7

    Queen Cox

  • Prairie Spy14
    29
    13

    Prairie Spy

  • Doctor Harvey15
    30
    14

    Doctor Harvey

  • Broxwood Foxwhelp16
    27
    13

    Broxwood Foxwhelp

  • Red Royal Limbertwig17
    21
    8

    Red Royal Limbertwig

  • Westfield Seek-No-Further18
    22
    11

    Westfield Seek-No-Further

  • Esopus Spitzenburg19
    23
    14

    Esopus Spitzenburg

  • Greensleeves20
    23
    15

    Greensleeves

  • Beautiful Arcade21
    18
    8

    Beautiful Arcade

  • Winterstein22
    22
    14

    Winterstein

  • Lord Hindlip23
    15
    6

    Lord Hindlip

  • Honeycrisp24
    31
    27

    Honeycrisp

  • Duchess of Oldenburg25
    22
    17

    Duchess of Oldenburg