Names

The Coolest Apple Names 

Ranker Food
Updated June 14, 2019 1.8k votes 331 voters 17.5k views 48 items

List Rules Upvote the most insane and ridiculous names for these interesting apple varieties.

Lots of things in the natural world have crazy names. Many animal species are called weird things, the names of groups of animals can be even stranger, and some species of flora and fauna are even named after celebrities. One of America's favorite fruits, the innocent apple, is no exception. And some of these apple names aren't so innocent. What are the coolest names of apple varieties?

Some of the apple names listed here are probably not what Johnny Appleseed had in mind. Apples like the Bloody Ploughman and the Winterstein sound more like characters from "Game of Thrones" than a delicious fruit that belongs in Grandma's apple pie. Though apples are a delicious fruit, full of fiber and sure to help keep the doctor away, these apples aren't messing around.

You won't find the Golden Delicious apple on this list. These are the coolest apples in the fruit world, and they have the awesome names to prove it.

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Nonnetit Bastard is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Nonnetit Bastard
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Bloody Ploughman is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Bloody Ploughman
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Spartan is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Spartan
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Dog's Snout is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Dog's Snout
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Cockpit Improved is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Cockpit Improved
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Pixie Crunch is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Pixie Crunch
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Siberian Crab is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Siberian Crab
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Pink Sparkle is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Pink Sparkle
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Razor Russet is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Razor Russet
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Pendragon is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Pendragon
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King of Tompkins County ... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
King of Tompkins County
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Prairie Spy is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Prairie Spy
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Peasgood's Nonsuch is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Peasgood's Nonsuch
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Doctor Harvey is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Doctor Harvey
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Red Royal Limbertwig is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Red Royal Limbertwig
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Honeycrisp is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Honeycrisp
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Winterstein is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Winterstein
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Greensleeves is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Greensleeves
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Broxwood Foxwhelp is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Broxwood Foxwhelp
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Queen Cox is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Queen Cox
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Esopus Spitzenburg is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Esopus Spitzenburg
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Westfield Seek-No-Furthe... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Westfield Seek-No-Further
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Coeur de Boeuf is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Coeur de Boeuf
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Duchess of Oldenburg is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Duchess of Oldenburg
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Wyken Pippin is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Wyken Pippin