Names The Coolest Apple Names  

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List Rules Upvote the most insane and ridiculous names for these interesting apple varieties.

Lots of things in the natural world have crazy names. Many animal species are called weird things, the names of groups of animals can be even stranger, and some species of flora and fauna are even name after celebrities. One of America's favorite fruits, the innocent apple, is no exception. And some of these apple names aren't so innocent. What are the coolest names of apple varieties?

Some of the apple names listed here are probably not what Johnny Appleseed had in mind. Apples like the Bloody Ploughman and the Winterstein sound more like characters from "Game of Thrones" than a delicious fruit that belongs in Grandma's apple pie. Though apples are a delicious fruit, full of fiber and sure to help keep the doctor away, these apples aren't messing around.

You won't find the Granny Smith or Golden Delicious apple on this list. These are the coolest apples in the fruit world, and they have the awesome names to prove it.
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53 16
Spartan is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Spartan

2
62 26
Nonnetit Bastard is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Nonnetit Bastard

3
46 15
Dog's Snout is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Dog's Snout

4
55 24
Bloody Ploughman is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Bloody Ploughman

5
35 14
Siberian Crab is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Siberian Crab

6
29 10
Pink Sparkle is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Pink Sparkle

7
28 10
Pixie Crunch is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Pixie Crunch

8
37 18
Cockpit Improved is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Cockpit Improved

9
25 11
Razor Russet is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Razor Russet

10
18 6
Pendragon is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Pendragon

11
19 7
King of Tompkins County is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
King of Tompkins County

12
19 8
Doctor Harvey is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Doctor Harvey

13
21 10
Greensleeves is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Greensleeves

14
22 11
Prairie Spy is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Prairie Spy

15
25 15
Honeycrisp is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Honeycrisp

16
14 5
Peasgood's Nonsuch is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Peasgood's Nonsuch

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19 10
Winterstein is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Winterstein

18
17 9
Red Royal Limbertwig is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Red Royal Limbertwig

19
22 14
Esopus Spitzenburg is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Esopus Spitzenburg

20
17 10
Wyken Pippin is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Wyken Pippin

21
12 6
Sops in Wine is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Sops in Wine

22
13 7
Diamond Jubilee is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Diamond Jubilee

23
18 12
Broxwood Foxwhelp is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Broxwood Foxwhelp

24
14 9
Queen Cox is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Queen Cox

25
15 10
Fiesta is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Fiesta

26
13 8
Rusty Coat is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Rusty Coat

27
17 12
Coeur de Boeuf is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Coeur de Boeuf

28
10 5
Tremlett's Bitter is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Tremlett's Bitter

29
12 7
Duchess of Oldenburg is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Duchess of Oldenburg

30
14 10
Uttwiler Spätlauber is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Uttwiler Spätlauber

31
11 7
Beautiful Arcade is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Beautiful Arcade

32
9 5
Westfield Seek-No-Further is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Westfield Seek-No-Further

33
11 8
American Mother is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
American Mother

34
7 4
Lord Hindlip is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Lord Hindlip

35
13 11
Kentish Fillbasket is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Kentish Fillbasket

36
10 8
Bundy's Ringwood is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Bundy's Ringwood

37
8 6
Cardinal Von Galen is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Cardinal Von Galen

38
7 5
Granny Smith is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
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39
11 10
Calville Rouge d'Automne is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Calville Rouge d'Automne

40
8 7
Gascoyne's Scarlet is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Gascoyne's Scarlet

41
5 6
Excel Jonagold is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Excel Jonagold

42
4 5
Laxton's Fortune is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Laxton's Fortune

43
5 7
Sturdeespur is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Sturdeespur

44
4 6
Thoday's Quarrenden is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Thoday's Quarrenden

45
3 5
Worcester Pearmain is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Worcester Pearmain

46
6 9
Itzstedster Apfel is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Itzstedster Apfel

47
5 8
Antonovka Kamenichka is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Antonovka Kamenichka

48
5 11
Frauen Rotacher is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Coolest Apple Names
Frauen Rotacher