The Most Genius Stash Containers Money Can Buy

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Vote up the stash containers that are so genius you kind of can't believe it.

Ever found yourself in a situation that required a little extra stealth and wish you had a couple of genius stash holders laying around? If so then you've come to the right place! Now of course, we'd totally never hint that these cool stash holders could also double as anything crazy like. . . oh say drug stash containers or anything. Such an idea would be way too diabolical to have even entered our minds. 

What you'll find here however, are a wide variety of totally cool stash containers that we totally can't be held responsible for what you hide in. So the next time you find yourself going to a concert, the beach, or any other event that might require a little help being shifty, look no further than the crafty James Bond-esque items you'll find below. 

After all, every now and then we all need someplace to store our favorite little green friend. . . cause who wants to risk loosing their money right?


  • 1
    269 VOTES

    Brush Them Haters Off With This Super Sneaky Hair Brush Container

    Brush Them Haters Off With This Super Sneaky Hair Brush Container
    Photo: via amazon

    Not only will it safely secure your belongings, it's a perfectly functional hair brush as well.

    269 votes
  • 2
    265 VOTES

    Stealth: Nailin' It

    Stealth: Nailin' It
    Photo: via amazon

    When it comes to covert containers, this setup gets right down to the nuts and bolts of deception.

    265 votes
  • 3
    185 VOTES

    The Secret Compartment in this Smooth Rolling Lint Roller

    The Secret Compartment in this Smooth Rolling Lint Roller
    Photo: via amazon

    Pick yourself up and dust yourself off at the same time with this stash container that also functions as an actual lint roller.

    185 votes
  • 4
    171 VOTES

    There's No Need to Sweat It with this Speed Stick Container

    There's No Need to Sweat It with this Speed Stick Container
    Photo: via amazon

    Carry your stash in confidence when it's hidden inside this normal, everyday gym bag essential.

    171 votes
  • 5
    194 VOTES

    This Amazingly Artful Aqua Fina Container

    This Amazingly Artful Aqua Fina Container
    Photo: via amazon

    Not only is this brilliant stash container made from a real water bottle, you can even refill the top part.

    194 votes
  • 6
    153 VOTES

    This Can Will Make You a Man With a Plan

    This Can Will Make You a Man With a Plan
    Photo: via amazon

    Hide your stash in plain sight with this WD-40 container, specially made to weigh the same weight as an actual can.

    153 votes