jokes The Best Cow Jokes  

Jack Napier
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In a world of towering indecision, a plethora of decisions, and as many opinions as there are people, there’s one opinion that that is unwavering - Cows are super cute! so in honor, well, cows... here's some funny cow jokes! You know, jokes about cows.

You’re looking at a genuine list of the funniest cow jokes known to man. These are the best jokes about cows, calves, and bulls, all for your entertainment. Don’t let this list curdle, read it right now before someone comes by and tips your computer over (which is a very real thing that could definitely happen). You don't want to be the last one to hear these super funny cow jokes. Sit back and relax with a cold glass of your favorite milk, and get mooooooved by this list of the funniest cow jokes.

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What Did The Mama Cow Say To T... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Cow Jokes
What Did The Mama Cow Say To The Baby Cow? It's pasture bedtime. 

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What Do You Get When You Cross... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Cow Jokes
What Do You Get When You Cross An Angry Sheep And A Moody Cow? An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood. 

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What Do You Call A Sleeping Bu... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Cow Jokes
What Do You Call A Sleeping Bull? A bulldozer

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Why Don't Cows Have Any Money? is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Cow Jokes
Why Don't Cows Have Any Money? Because farmers milk them dry 

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What Do You Call A Cow You Can... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Cow Jokes
What Do You Call A Cow You Can't See? Camooflauged. 

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Why Did The Cow Cross The Road... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Cow Jokes
Why Did The Cow Cross The Road? To get to the udder side. 

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Where Do Cows Go For Lunch? is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Cow Jokes
Where Do Cows Go For Lunch? The calf-eteria. 

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What Do You Call Cattle With A... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Cow Jokes
What Do You Call Cattle With A Sense Of Humor? laughing stock

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WHy Does A Milking Stool Only ... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Cow Jokes
WHy Does A Milking Stool Only Have 3 Legs? Because the cow has the utter. 

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What Happens When You Talk To ... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Cow Jokes
What Happens When You Talk To A Cow? It goes in one ear and out the udder! 

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What Do You Call A Cow Who Wor... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Cow Jokes
What Do You Call A Cow Who Works For A Gardener? A lawn moo-er. 

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Why Did The Blonde Buy A Brown... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Cow Jokes
Why Did The Blonde Buy A Brown Cow? To get chocolate milk. 

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How Does A Cow Get To The Moon... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Cow Jokes
How Does A Cow Get To The Moon? It flies through udder space! 

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What Do Cows Get When They're ... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Cow Jokes
What Do Cows Get When They're Sick? Hay fever!