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The Best Cow Jokes 

Jack Napier
Updated November 6, 2017 2.8k votes 1.6k voters 23.4k views 14 items

List Rules Vote up any funny cow joke or pun

In a world of towering indecision, a plethora of decisions, and as many opinions as there are people, there’s one opinion that that is unwavering - Cows are super cute! so in honor, well, cows... here's some funny cow jokes! You know, jokes about cows.

You’re looking at a genuine list of the funniest cow jokes known to man. These are the best jokes about cows, calves, and bulls, all for your entertainment. Don’t let this list curdle, read it right now before someone comes by and tips your computer over (which is a very real thing that could definitely happen). You don't want to be the last one to hear these super funny cow jokes. Sit back and relax with a cold glass of your favorite milk, and get mooooooved by this list of the funniest cow jokes.

Vote on your favorite joke about cows!
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Why Did The Blonde Buy A... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Cow Jokes
Why Did The Blonde Buy A Brown Cow?

To get chocolate milk. 

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What Did The Mama Cow Sa... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Cow Jokes
What Did The Mama Cow Say To The Baby Cow?
It's pasture bedtime. 
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Where Do Cows Go For Lun... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Cow Jokes
Where Do Cows Go For Lunch?
The calf-eteria. 
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What Do You Get When You... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Cow Jokes
What Do You Get When You Cross An Angry Sheep And A Moody Cow?

An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood. 

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WHy Does A Milking Stool... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Cow Jokes
WHy Does A Milking Stool Only Have 3 Legs?

Because the cow has the utter. 

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What Do You Call A Sleep... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Cow Jokes
What Do You Call A Sleeping Bull?
A bulldozer
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Why Don't Cows Have Any ... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Cow Jokes
Why Don't Cows Have Any Money?
Because farmers milk them dry 
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What Do You Call A Cow Y... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Cow Jokes
What Do You Call A Cow You Can't See?
Camooflauged. 
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Why Did The Cow Cross Th... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Cow Jokes
Why Did The Cow Cross The Road?
To get to the udder side. 
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What Do You Call Cattle ... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Cow Jokes
What Do You Call Cattle With A Sense Of Humor?
laughing stock
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What Happens When You Ta... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Cow Jokes
What Happens When You Talk To A Cow?
It goes in one ear and out the udder! 
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What Do Cows Get When Th... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Cow Jokes
What Do Cows Get When They're Sick?
Hay fever!
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What Do You Call A Cow W... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Cow Jokes
What Do You Call A Cow Who Works For A Gardener?
A lawn moo-er. 
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How Does A Cow Get To Th... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Cow Jokes
How Does A Cow Get To The Moon?
It flies through udder space!