In a world of towering indecision, a plethora of decisions, and as many opinions as there are people, there’s one opinion that that is unwavering - Cows are super cute! so in honor, well, cows... here's some funny cow jokes! You know, jokes about cows.
You’re looking at a genuine list of the funniest cow jokes known to man. These are the best jokes about cows, calves, and bulls, all for your entertainment. Don’t let this list curdle, read it right now before someone comes by and tips your computer over (which is a very real thing that could definitely happen). You don't want to be the last one to hear these super funny cow jokes. Sit back and relax with a cold glass of your favorite milk, and get mooooooved by this list of the funniest cow jokes.
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Why Did The Blonde Buy A Brown Cow? To get chocolate milk.
What Did The Mama Cow Say To The Baby Cow? It's pasture bedtime.
Where Do Cows Go For Lunch? The calf-eteria.
WHy Does A Milking Stool Only Have 3 Legs? Because the cow has the utter.
What Do You Call A Sleeping Bull? A bulldozer
What Do You Call A Cow You Can't See? Camooflauged.
What Do You Get When You Cross An Angry Sheep And A Moody Cow? An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.
Why Don't Cows Have Any Money? Because farmers milk them dry
What Do You Call A Cow Who Works For A Gardener? A lawn moo-er.
What Do You Call Cattle With A Sense Of Humor? laughing stock
Why Did The Cow Cross The Road? To get to the udder side.
What Happens When You Talk To A Cow? It goes in one ear and out the udder!
How Does A Cow Get To The Moon? It flies through udder space!