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The Best Cowboy Jokes 

Jack Napier
Updated October 13, 2018 14.7k votes 8.5k voters 114.5k views 23 items

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Well howdy pardners, we hope ya’ll are havin’ a rip roarin’ time out there on the range. But if you find yourself gettin’ lonesome, give yourself a read of this list of the funniest cowboy jokes and you’ll never be a lonesome dove again. On this big belt buckled list there are jokes about all the cowboy favorites: horses, cows, boots, and hay. No cowboy themed stone was left unturned. So if you’re ready for some good ol’ fashioned cowboy fun, pull up a barstool,and order a shot o’ sarsaparilla ‘cause you’ll want to hear the funny cowboy jokes and cowboy puns on this list.

In the time of cowboys and trotting around on the range, it wasn’t out of the ordinary to find a group of cowboys congregating around the campfire telling stories and jokes to pass the time. They’d tell jokes about whiskey, jokes about horses, and jokes about life. If you’re feeling sassy, go pick up a pair of new cowboy boots, get yourself a ten gallon hat, and try out some of these cowboy jokes on your new friends down at the saloon. You’re sure to be a hit (as long as you’re not a poker cheat). So lasso yourself up to your computer and enjoy this list of the funniest jokes about cowboys.

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What Do You Call A Happy... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
What Do You Call A Happy Cowboy?
A jolly rancher
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What Do You Call Someone... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
What Do You Call Someone Who Wears Cowboy Clothes?
Ranch dressin'
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How Did The Cowboy Ride ... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
How Did The Cowboy Ride Into Town On Friday & Ride Away Three Days Later On Friday?
The horse's name was friday!
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Why Did The Cowboy Die W... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
Why Did The Cowboy Die With His Boots On?
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!
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Why Did The Cowboy Ride ... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
Why Did The Cowboy Ride His Horse?
Because he was too heavy to carry.
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Why Did The Cowboy Get A... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
Why Did The Cowboy Get A Lot Of Laughs?
Because he's always horsing around!
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Why Did the Bowlegged Co... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
Why Did the Bowlegged Cowboy Get Fired?
Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
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What Sickness Did The Co... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
What Sickness Did The Cowboy Get From Riding A Wild Horse?
Bronc-itis
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Why Did The Cowboy Take ... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
Why Did The Cowboy Take Hay To Bed?
To feed his nightmares.
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What Did The Cowboy Say ... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
What Did The Cowboy Say To The Pencil?
Draw, partner.
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What Do You Call A Cowbo... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
What Do You Call A Cowboy With Bad Gas?
Darn Tootin'
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What Did The Cowboy Say ... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
What Did The Cowboy Say When His Dog Left?
Doggone!
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Why Can't The Bankrupt C... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
Why Can't The Bankrupt Cowboy Complain?
He's got no beef!
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Where Do Cowboys Cook Th... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
Where Do Cowboys Cook Their Meals?
On the range.
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What Advice Do Cowboys G... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
What Advice Do Cowboys Give?
Turn the udder cheek and mooooooove on.
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How Does A Cowboy Get A ... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
How Does A Cowboy Get A Horse To Do Odd Jobs Around The Farm?
By paying him under the stable!
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Why Did the Cowboy's Car... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
Why Did the Cowboy's Car Stop?
It had injun trouble. 
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What Do You Call A Cowbo... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
What Do You Call A Cowboy With A Truckload Of Sheep?
A pimp!
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What Did The Cowboy Magg... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
What Did The Cowboy Maggot Say At The Bar?
Gimme a slug of whiskey.
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Who Do Zombie Cowboys Fi... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
Who Do Zombie Cowboys Fight?
Deadskins!
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Who's In Cowboy Films Bu... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
Who's In Cowboy Films But Always Broke?
Skint Eastwood
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What Do You Call A Cowbo... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
What Do You Call A Cowboy Who Helps Out At School?
The deputy head!
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How Do Cowboys Like thei... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
How Do Cowboys Like their Duck?
A L'arange