List Rules Vote up any funny joke that will make cowboys laugh
Well howdy pardners, we hope ya’ll are havin’ a rip roarin’ time out there on the range. But if you find yourself gettin’ lonesome, give yourself a read of this list of the funniest cowboy jokes and you’ll never be a lonesome dove again. On this big belt buckled list there are jokes about all the cowboy favorites: horses, cows, boots, and hay. No cowboy themed stone was left unturned. So if you’re ready for some good ol’ fashioned cowboy fun, pull up a barstool,and order a shot o’ sarsaparilla ‘cause you’ll want to hear the funny cowboy jokes and cowboy puns on this list.
In the time of cowboys and trotting around on the range, it wasn’t out of the ordinary to find a group of cowboys congregating around the campfire telling stories and jokes to pass the time. They’d tell jokes about whiskey, jokes about horses, and jokes about life. If you’re feeling sassy, go pick up a pair of new cowboy boots, get yourself a ten gallon hat, and try out some of these cowboy jokes on your new friends down at the saloon. You’re sure to be a hit (as long as you’re not a poker cheat). So lasso yourself up to your computer and enjoy this list of the funniest jokes about cowboys.
Vote on the funniest cowboy joke in the west!
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What Do You Call A Happy Cowboy? A jolly rancher
What Did The Cowboy Say To The Pencil? Draw, partner.
What Sickness Did The Cowboy Get From Riding A Wild Horse? Bronc-itis
Why Did The Cowboy Get A Lot Of Laughs? Because he's always horsing around!
How Did The Cowboy Ride Into Town On Friday & Ride Away Three Days Later On Friday? The horse's name was friday!
Where Do Cowboys Cook Their Meals? On the range.
Why Did the Bowlegged Cowboy Get Fired? Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
Why Did The Cowboy Die With His Boots On? Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!
What Do You Call Someone Who Wears Cowboy Clothes? Ranch dressin'
What Do You Call A Cowboy With Bad Gas? Darn Tootin'
What Did The Cowboy Say When His Dog Left? Doggone!
Why Did The Cowboy Take Hay To Bed? To feed his nightmares.
Why Did The Cowboy Ride His Horse? Because he was too heavy to carry.
How Does A Cowboy Get A Horse To Do Odd Jobs Around The Farm? By paying him under the stable!