VOTE The Best Cowboy Jokes  

Jack Napier
10.7k votes 5.9k voters 75.3k views 23 items

List Rules Vote up any funny joke that will make cowboys laugh

Well howdy pardners, we hope ya’ll are havin’ a rip roarin’ time out there on the range. But if you find yourself gettin’ lonesome, give yourself a read of this list of the funniest cowboy jokes and you’ll never be a lonesome dove again. On this big belt buckled list there are jokes about all the cowboy favorites: horses, cows, boots, and hay. No cowboy themed stone was left unturned. So if you’re ready for some good ol’ fashioned cowboy fun, pull up a barstool,and order a shot o’ sarsaparilla ‘cause you’ll want to hear the funny cowboy jokes and cowboy puns on this list.

In the time of cowboys and trotting around on the range, it wasn’t out of the ordinary to find a group of cowboys congregating around the campfire telling stories and jokes to pass the time. They’d tell jokes about whiskey, jokes about horses, and jokes about life. If you’re feeling sassy, go pick up a pair of new cowboy boots, get yourself a ten gallon hat, and try out some of these cowboy jokes on your new friends down at the saloon. You’re sure to be a hit (as long as you’re not a poker cheat). So lasso yourself up to your computer and enjoy this list of the funniest jokes about cowboys.

Vote on the funniest cowboy joke in the west!
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What Do You Call A Happy Cowbo... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
What Do You Call A Happy Cowboy?
A jolly rancher
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How Did The Cowboy Ride Into T... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
How Did The Cowboy Ride Into Town On Friday & Ride Away Three Days Later On Friday?
The horse's name was friday!
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What Do You Call Someone Who W... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
What Do You Call Someone Who Wears Cowboy Clothes?
Ranch dressin'
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Why Did The Cowboy Die With Hi... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
Why Did The Cowboy Die With His Boots On?
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!
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Why Did The Cowboy Ride His Ho... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
Why Did The Cowboy Ride His Horse?
Because he was too heavy to carry.
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Why Did The Cowboy Take Hay To... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
Why Did The Cowboy Take Hay To Bed?
To feed his nightmares.
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Why Did the Bowlegged Cowboy G... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
Why Did the Bowlegged Cowboy Get Fired?
Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
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What Did The Cowboy Say When H... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
What Did The Cowboy Say When His Dog Left?
Doggone!
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Why Did The Cowboy Get A Lot O... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
Why Did The Cowboy Get A Lot Of Laughs?
Because he's always horsing around!
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What Sickness Did The Cowboy G... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
What Sickness Did The Cowboy Get From Riding A Wild Horse?
Bronc-itis
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What Do You Call A Cowboy With... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
What Do You Call A Cowboy With Bad Gas?
Darn Tootin'
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Why Can't The Bankrupt Cowboy ... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
Why Can't The Bankrupt Cowboy Complain?
He's got no beef!
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What Did The Cowboy Say To The... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
What Did The Cowboy Say To The Pencil?
Draw, partner.
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Where Do Cowboys Cook Their Me... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
Where Do Cowboys Cook Their Meals?
On the range.
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How Does A Cowboy Get A Horse ... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
How Does A Cowboy Get A Horse To Do Odd Jobs Around The Farm?
By paying him under the stable!
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75 89
What Advice Do Cowboys Give? is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
What Advice Do Cowboys Give?
Turn the udder cheek and mooooooove on.
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What Do You Call A Cowboy With... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
What Do You Call A Cowboy With A Truckload Of Sheep?
A pimp!
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Why Did the Cowboy's Car Stop? is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
Why Did the Cowboy's Car Stop?
It had injun trouble. 
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What Did The Cowboy Maggot Say... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
What Did The Cowboy Maggot Say At The Bar?
Gimme a slug of whiskey.
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56 99
Who Do Zombie Cowboys Fight? is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
Who Do Zombie Cowboys Fight?
Deadskins!
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48 98
What Do You Call A Cowboy Who ... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
What Do You Call A Cowboy Who Helps Out At School?
The deputy head!
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40 88
Who's In Cowboy Films But Alwa... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
Who's In Cowboy Films But Always Broke?
Skint Eastwood
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34 94
How Do Cowboys Like their Duck... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Cowboy Jokes
How Do Cowboys Like their Duck?
A L'arange