Weird History The Orgy-Filled Life and Times of Caligula  

Justin Andress
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In the entirety of the Roman Empire’s expansive history, there are more than enough tales of debauchery and violence to fill several books. However, for all the many depraved people who sat on the Roman throne, there’s one emperor whose crazed, orgiastic lifestyle stands head and shoulders above the rest: Caligula.

The third emperor of the Julio-Claudian dynasty, Caligula marks the halfway point of the short-lived dynasty begun by Augustus. Formally known throughout his empire as Gaius (Caligula was a childhood nickname), Caligula might also be known as the Teflon Caesar thanks to his ability to squeak through political intrigues without a scratch... until he was stabbed to death by a mob in the middle of a street, Julius-Caesar-style.

In just four years as emperor, Caligula managed to carve a place in history as one of the most opulent, sexually perverse, and flat-out crazy rulers in all of history. So here, for your consideration, are some of Caligula’s craziest sex stories and insane outbursts.

Caligula Had Absolutely Zero Problem with Incest

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Caligula’s father died when he was a young kid, but the boy who would be king had one of history’s more scheming mothers, Agrippina the Elder. Unfortunately, she ran up against the half-crazed Roman emperor Tiberius (Caligula’s uncle... ish). When Tiberius got tired of Agrippina’s cunning, he had her killed and then systematically broke down her remaining family. 

His oldest brother, Nero (not that Nero), was banished on charges of treason; the middle brother, Drusus Caesar, died in exile. That left Caligula essentially the prisoner of Emperor Tiberius, living with his only remaining family, his three sisters. Maybe that’s why he took to having sex with each of them in public.

According to Suetonius, “He lived in habitual incest with all his sisters, and at a large banquet he placed each of them in turn below him, while his wife reclined above. Of these he is believed to have violated Drusilla when he was still a minor, and even to have been caught lying with her by his grandmother Antonia, at whose house they were brought up in company.”

Caligula Would Tap Anything That Moved

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It seemed that the more power Caligula attained, the more anxious he was to get his d*ck wet. Several historians, including Suetonius, claim that Caligula “had not the slightest regard for chastity, either his own or others', and was accused of homosexual relations, both active and passive, with Marcus Lepidus, also Mnester the comedian, and various foreign hostages; moreover, a young man of a consular family, Valerius Catullus, revealed publicly that he had buggered the Emperor, and quite worn himself out in the process.”

The point is that Caligula was extremely open about the fact that he’d go after anyone who excited him... which was pretty much everyone. 

Caligula Threw Wild Orgy Parties with Musicians and Prostitutes

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When he wanted to throw a party, Caligula would turn one of his lavish marble-floored villas into his own Roman version of Studio 54. He’d round up literally hundreds of strangers of all social classes (only hotties need apply) and then ply them with food and wine.

In the background, professional musicians would play music to get everyone in the mood, while male and female prostitutes mingled among the guests. Things got dirty.

Humiliating Young Roman Nobility Was One of Caligula’s Favorite Pastimes

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In order to get his rocks off, the lanky, pallid, balding caesar would approach a young Roman noble couple whom he had invited to the party. He’d choose the member of the couple most appealing to him, either male or female, and then inspect them as though appraising a piece of livestock up for auction. He’d pull their clothes off to reveal them to the crowd and he’d comment loudly on their appearance.

Then, Caligula would take the young noble person into his private quarters, defile them, and then return to the party to give his guests an informed blow-by-blow of his partner’s performance.