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The Craziest Stuff You Can Buy At Walmart

Updated November 19, 2019 922 votes 143 voters 12.0k views19 items

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Walmart may be the largest store chain in the country, but that doesn't mean the conglomerate only sells bland, conventional products. There's a bunch of weird things for sale at Walmart, and we've got the proof.

Walmart stores vary in sizes, from 30,000 to 206,000 square feet. The even bigger Walmart Supercenters go up to 260,000 square feet. In other words, there's a lot of space for bizarre items. Walmart employees have weird things to say about their customers and their products, and tons of hilarious memes are dedicated to strange Walmart buys.

You'll be shocked to see what items can fill your little blue cart.

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    There are a whole bunch of guys capable of growing a regular mustache. But very few can grow mustaches that smell like bacon. Thanks to this product, though, anyone can have the scent of bacon under nose at all times. Allegedly, the bacon-scented mustache is also very appealing to the prospective romantic partners.

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    This prank kit helps you make brown dough look like poo. The fun set contains two canisters of brown Poo Dough (in different shades) and one canister of yellow. The lighter color creates corn and peanut accessories. It's the classiest product ever.

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    Maybe you've seen these weird, water-absorbing beads on an ASMR channel, but did you ever consider putting your feet in them? This Orbeez Ultimate Soothing Spa offers a relaxing heated foot masssage and comes with 2,000 Orbeez.

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    Chia Pets have been around for decades. To stay current, the folks at Chia created Chia Uncle Si. The Duck Dynasty themed plant can grow a full beard in one or two weeks.