foods The Craziest Breakfast Food Abominations  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Vote up the worst offenses ever committed by breakfast food.

Who knows when it started, but some time within the last ten years amateur and professional chefs began to battle each other by building the most outlandish breakfast menus. And it’s not just outlier restaurants or hipster brunch spots; fast food restaurants have been getting in on the crazy breakfast food trend too, resulting in some truly crazy fast food. Call us breakfast purists, but we’d rather eat a short stack of pancakes, or a simple breakfast taco than a two foot tall pancake breakfast taco sandwich with a waffle jammed in the middle. We’ve been thinking so much about these breakfast abominations that we went ahead and put together a list of the weirdest breakfast food we could find. You’ll never be able to look at a dozen eggs ever again.

On this list of crazy breakfast food, we’ve got everything from Asian fusion breakfast rolls to the loneliest meal you’ll ever see (think breakfast for one – in a jar), and yes – there’s more bacon than you’ll ever want to see in one place ever again. The most egregious of the breakfast items actually come from fast food joints in an insane plea for breakfast dollars. It’s like Taco Bell, and Carl’s Jr. think that if they throw their normal menu items into a waffle or smother them in sausage gravy that they count as breakfast.

Vote up the craziest breakfast foods on this list, and if you’ve eaten something wilder than anything you see here, then tell everyone about it in the comments.
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White Castle’s Waffle Breakfast Sandwiches


White Castle’s Waffle Breakfas... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Craziest Breakfast Food Abominations
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Who's eating breakfast at White Castle? And if you did want to eat breakfast like a stoned college student, do these come in slider form?
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The All Day Breakfast Burger


The All Day Breakfast Burger is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Craziest Breakfast Food Abominations
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Don't be fooled by the beautiful photo, the all day breakfast burger (ADB2) wants to end you. It's made of waffled tater tots, maple bacon, a quarter pound of beef, an over easy egg and A LOT of cheese. You can actually feel your arteries clogging!
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Challah Hangover Sandwich


Challah Hangover Sandwich is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Craziest Breakfast Food Abominations
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Chocolate-covered bacon and bananas between challah French toast with a fried egg on top? This breakfast sandwich is for pros only.
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Carl’s Jr. Double Loaded Omelet Biscuit


Carl’s Jr. Double Loaded Omele... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Craziest Breakfast Food Abominations
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This is a joke right? Carl's Jr. doesn't actually sell these do they? If they do, might we suggest an alternate name? How about the "Melty Ham Cheese Bomb"?