TV characters The Craziest Eyes of Crazy Eyes  

Logan Rapp
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She's the most confusing, hilarious, and mysterious character in the award-winning Orange Is The New Black! Equal parts poetic, manic, and romantic, she's one of the most fascinating characters in recent memory, and her unrequited love for Piper was probably one of the more humorous-turned-tragic story lines in the series. 

Let's be real: She throws a pie for you, you're wife'd up. It's entirely that simple. What's there to debate about? She's a fount of hilarious sayings, and we've got enough OINTB quotes from Crazy Eyes to hold you over until new episodes start airing. 

The longer the series goes on, however, the mania in her eyes becomes more than just comic relief. It's a trainwreck in slow-motion, leading us to wonder: why is Crazy Eyes in jail? How did she come to be here? This list doesn't have that answer, but what we do have are some killer Crazy Eyes quotes and photos from the series. So when you need to get your OINTB fix between episodes of the Netflix series, check out this list!  

From poetically quoting Shakespeare to terrifyingly threatening violence, Crazy Eyes runs the whole spectrum of emotions! Vote up her craziest looks and quotes here.
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She Wears Her Heart on Her Sleeve


She Wears Her Heart on Her Sle... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Craziest Eyes of Crazy Eyes
Photo: via Reddit

"I got feelings. Love feelings." 

(We had to put one of actress Uzo Aduba from outside of the show. She's gorgeous!)
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Being Self-Aware Isn't Her Strong Suit


Being Self-Aware Isn't Her... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Craziest Eyes of Crazy Eyes
Photo: via Reddit
Crazy Eyes: "Can I ask you one more question?" 
 
Piper: "Yeah, of course." 
 
Crazy Eyes: "How come everyone calls me 'Crazy Eyes'?"
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She's Got a Lot of Ideas About Her Cellmates


She's Got a Lot of Ideas A... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Craziest Eyes of Crazy Eyes
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"Don't waste your time with silly b*tches."
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Really, She Knows When It's True Love


Really, She Knows When It's Tr... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Craziest Eyes of Crazy Eyes
Photo: via Wikimedia
"If she likes dragons, wife her up!"