netflix The Craziest Eyes of Crazy Eyes  

Logan Rapp
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She's the most confusing, hilarious, and mysterious character in the award-winning Orange Is The New Black! Equal parts poetic, manic, and romantic, she's one of the most fascinating characters in recent memory, and her unrequited love for Piper was probably one of the more humorous-turned-tragic story lines in the series. 

Let's be real: She throws a pie for you, you're wife'd up. It's entirely that simple. What's there to debate about? She's a fount of hilarious sayings, and we've got enough OINTB quotes from Crazy Eyes to hold you over until new episodes start airing. 

The longer the series goes on, however, the mania in her eyes becomes more than just comic relief. It's a trainwreck in slow-motion, leading us to wonder: why is Crazy Eyes in jail? How did she come to be here? This list doesn't have that answer, but what we do have are some killer Crazy Eyes quotes and photos from the series. So when you need to get your OINTB fix between episodes of the Netflix series, check out this list!  

From poetically quoting Shakespeare to terrifyingly threatening violence, Crazy Eyes runs the whole spectrum of emotions! Vote up her craziest looks and quotes here.
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She Wears Her Heart on Her Sleeve


She Wears Her Heart on Her Sle... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Craziest Eyes of Crazy Eyes
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"I got feelings. Love feelings." 

(We had to put one of actress Uzo Aduba from outside of the show. She's gorgeous!)
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She Loves Keeping Track of Time... In Her Own Way


She Loves Keeping Track of Tim... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Craziest Eyes of Crazy Eyes
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"And I like clock duty. Watchin' the clock and... smellin' the clock." 
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Really, She Knows When It's True Love


Really, She Knows When It's Tr... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Craziest Eyes of Crazy Eyes
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"If she likes dragons, wife her up!"
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She'll Totally Sacrifice for You


She'll Totally Sacrifice f... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Craziest Eyes of Crazy Eyes
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Piper: "I'm not your wife."

Crazy Eyes: "I threw my pie for you."
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