Goop is a blog curated by Gwyneth Paltrow and a place where she navigates from the mundane to the downright bizarre. With what can be considered as unrelatable and often ridiculous advice, she jumps from how to make a bed to the phenomenon that is vaginal steaming. She just can't seem to get a handle on any of the meat in the middle, and her veganism isn't even a factor. What's the weirdest Gwyneth Paltrow diet and lifestyle advice on Goop? There's lots of it.
If there were a Euler diagram to showcase the relationship between what successful Hollywood actress Paltrow thinks is necessary information vs. what the rest of the world thinks is necessary information, the circles literally wouldn't touch. Since its inception, Goop.com has provided for much better fodder and mockery than advice. It is arguably a safe place, not for fashion, hair, cooking, and life advice, but for all of Paltrow's humblebrags, wish lists, and attempts to connect to the public in the most bourgeoisie way.
Paltrow has created enough out-there content for audiences to line up and judge for ourselves. What is the most bonkers piece of advice on Gwyneth Paltrow's blog? Let's look at what's in the box, enter the exclusive world of Goop, and pick a winner.