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Everybody's heard some crazy Kesha stories. The self-described party animal and free spirit is back to making music and dropping jaws after finally escaping from Dr. Luke, the Sony Music producer who allegedly sexually assaulted her, and we couldn't be happier! She's put out some jams in the past, many of which fueled some unbelievable rumors about Kesha. It can be hard to separate fact from fiction, so read on for the true stories from Kesha's life, as told by the pop-star/warrior/savage herself. No judgement, We R Who We R, after all. 

She Broke Into Prince's House


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Before she was our favorite glitter-loving savage, Kesha was just a singer trying to make it in Hollywood. Since Kesha is Kesha, she turned to unconventional methods to strike it big. This included breaking into the house of the artist formerly known as Prince to leave him a copy of her demo. 

Kesha told Jimmy Fallon in 2014 that she bribed the gardener five dollars to slip under the singer's gate. The door was open, so she simply walked into his purple, velvety house where she encountered the singer himself. "I go up in the elevator and I come out, and I'm on the phone with my mom saying, 'I think I may get arrested,' and then I walk out, and there's Prince playing the guitar, with a beanie on, and I almost pooped my pants. He just kind of looked at me funny. He gave me a look like, 'Who the hell are you?' and I waved around my CD, I put it on the table, and then I ran away."

Kesha never heard back from Prince but we can only hope she gave him a story to tell at dinner parties for the rest of his days, RIP.

 

Kesha Was Literally Born At A Party


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Kesha was quite literally the life of the party from the start. She was born at a party in the San Fernando Valley that her mother was holding in 1987. She told Us Weekly, "My mom had a bunch of people over because she was about to pop and then all of a sudden her water broke and out I came. Then she had to be taken to the hospital, so I just stayed with her best friend and hung out." This explains SO MUCH. 

Another fun tid bit? Kesha wears her crushed up placenta around her neck, which supposedly makes her psychic.

She Had A "Vaginal Exorcism"


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According to Kesha's healer that she keeps on staff, part of Kesha's job is to "exude light," which makes her vulnerable to spirits and the like. "Dead entities cling to me," the singer explained to Rolling Stone.

To save someone else from receiving said dead entities, Kesha's healer performed a vaginal exorcism, which she describes as follows: "There's a lot of screaming and grabbing energies and she was talking in tongues. She was speaking Latin or something, I'm not really sure. It was definitely another language, and she was making all sorts of crazy noises. At one point she started choking." It is unclear if this is related to the time she had sex with a ghost. 

She Had Sex With A Ghost


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Every artist gets inspiration from their personal life. For Kesha, her 2012 song "Supernatural"was inspired by a "sexy" encounter with a ghost. Kesha told Ryan Seacrest she's had several such encounters with the supernatural.

"I don’t know his name!" She said, "He was a ghost! I’m very open to it." The rest of us are leading very dull sex lives, apparently, as there are apparently lots of celebs who have done the dirty with ghosts.