Graveyard Shift 16 Coroners Describe the Gnarliest Bodies They've Ever Seen  

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Reddit is full of creepy stories, and of course that includes tales of coroners about the most disturbing bodies that have landed on their examining tables. It's a coroner's job to do an autopsy to determine the cause of death. They decide whether a death is from natural causes, the result of a homicide, a suicide - or if it remains a mystery. 

Dead Body Stew


This one is from Redditor whoatethekidsthen:

Suicide by pills and alcohol.

That in itself isn't that shocking. The individual took an entire bottle of sleeping pills, drank a half bottle of alcohol, and got into their hot tub.

The individual died, but the body remained in the hot tub until the smell of the decomp alerted neighbors.

If you could imagine a body decomposing then liquefying in a hot tub, it still really doesn't do the actual sight of it justice.

The smell was so intense that many of us vomited (including the guys from Aftermath Inc. hired by the family to clean up.)

Best I can describe it is, the individual died in a hot tub which then became a giant crock pot of dead body stew.

Cooked in a Fire


From Redditor cstoli:

My very first case was an elderly male who died in a house fire. The firemen were unable to extract him until after the fire was put out, so he was completely cooked. What struck me was how similar the smell is to a pig roast. When I opened the rib cage, it looked just like cooked ribs without sauce. The skin was crackling and oil and juices pooled in the crease between the skin and exposed rib cage.

I was off pork for about three months.

Facial Dissection of a Murder Victim


Shared by SparkleSpectre:

Trainee anatomical pathology technician here (AKA mortician, I guess). Th most interesting and creepiest thing I have seen so far was a facial dissection of a murder victim. Basically the face is peeled off the skull from the chin upwards, but is left attached at the nose to help re-orientate it back into it's original position (even though it can never be perfectly placed back to where it was)... Was very strange to see the inside of someone's mouth folded up over the rest of their face.

A Jigsaw Through the Forehead


A tale from Redditor muklan:

My ex-wife worked in a funeral home. She said they once had a suicide... with a jigsaw... through the forehead. It was still in when the body arrived, apparently they had to turn it on for a split second to free it from her skull.