Humor The Creepiest Things You Can Whisper When Hugging Someone  

Vicky Choy
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List Rules Vote up the creepiest thing you can say when giving someone a hug.

Are you looking for a simple, pain-free way to turn a simple hug into an incredibly awkward, creepy experience? Look no further! Here we've compiled 27 of the most upsetting things you can whisper into the ear of an unsuspecting person who you're barely acquainted with, who you also happen to be hugging. 


list ordered by

1
520 86
Long sniff – “Mmmmm....you smell different when you're awake.”

2
362 138
"You have lovely skin, I can't wait to try it on."

3
340 150
“It's better if you struggle...”

4
314 137
"I always knew you would die in my arms."

5
345 159
"Please help me" then smile as if nothing happened.

6
266 131
“I hear the voices too.”

7
277 170
"Just a little longer, I'm almost there…"

8
218 156
"I can feel your boobs pressing against my chest. I think those are the only thing I miss about being a woman."

9
186 133
"I'm not wearing any underwear."

10
200 153
"Our balls are touching..."

11
209 163
"I bet you're moist."

12
176 133
"I've seen you naked..."

13
183 140
"Shhh, don't scream. Or you'll never see them again..."

14
188 146
"Mmmm you feel like my mother."

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15
168 150
“Those aren't my car keys poking you.”

16
149 143
"I'm controlling my erection out of my respect for you."

17
154 154
“Every time I poop, I think of you.”

18
143 143
Slowly rub their back and say "So nice. So nice. So safe. So nice," then separate with a big sigh.

19
149 153
"I hope you didn’t feel my diaper."

20
128 135
"Our nipples just touched.”

21
136 147
"I bet your fluids taste good."

22
125 139
"Wait... don't let go just yet."

23
132 149
"I’m sorry if you can smell my balls.”

24
146 167
"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?"

25
127 147
"Excuse the head lice.”

26
110 148
"I've always loved you."

27
108 161
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."