Humor The Creepiest Things You Can Whisper When Hugging Someone  

Vicky Choy
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List Rules Vote up the creepiest thing you can say when giving someone a hug.

Are you looking for a simple, pain-free way to turn a simple hug into an incredibly awkward, creepy experience? Look no further! Here we've compiled 27 of the most upsetting things you can whisper into the ear of an unsuspecting person who you're barely acquainted with, who you also happen to be hugging. 


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1
497 81
Long sniff – “Mmmmm....you smell different when you're awake.”

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2
340 135
"You have lovely skin, I can't wait to try it on."

3
325 142
“It's better if you struggle...”

4
334 150
"Please help me" then smile as if nothing happened.

5
300 129
"I always knew you would die in my arms."

6
249 128
“I hear the voices too.”

7
265 162
"Just a little longer, I'm almost there…"

8
209 148
"I can feel your boobs pressing against my chest. I think those are the only thing I miss about being a woman."

9
192 146
"Our balls are touching..."

10
174 130
"I'm not wearing any underwear."

11
176 136
"Shhh, don't scream. Or you'll never see them again..."

12
178 140
"Mmmm you feel like my mother."

13
200 161
"I bet you're moist."

14
168 131
"I've seen you naked..."

15
158 147
“Those aren't my car keys poking you.”

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16
144 137
"I'm controlling my erection out of my respect for you."

17
146 148
“Every time I poop, I think of you.”

18
135 139
Slowly rub their back and say "So nice. So nice. So safe. So nice," then separate with a big sigh.

19
141 150
"I hope you didn’t feel my diaper."

20
121 133
"Our nipples just touched.”

21
126 142
"I’m sorry if you can smell my balls.”

22
119 134
"Wait... don't let go just yet."

23
141 160
"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?"

24
128 145
"I bet your fluids taste good."

25
118 144
"Excuse the head lice.”

26
105 143
"I've always loved you."

27
104 155
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."