Humor The Creepiest Things You Can Whisper When Hugging Someone  

Vicky Choy
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List Rules Vote up the creepiest thing you can say when giving someone a hug.

Are you looking for a simple, pain-free way to turn a simple hug into an incredibly awkward, creepy experience? Look no further! Here we've compiled 27 of the most upsetting things you can whisper into the ear of an unsuspecting person who you're barely acquainted with, who you also happen to be hugging. 


list ordered by

1
546 87
Long sniff – “Mmmmm....you smell different when you're awake.”

2
382 142
"You have lovely skin, I can't wait to try it on."

3
336 139
"I always knew you would die in my arms."

4
359 154
“It's better if you struggle...”

5
354 168
"Please help me" then smile as if nothing happened.

6
276 137
“I hear the voices too.”

7
289 176
"Just a little longer, I'm almost there…"

8
228 164
"I can feel your boobs pressing against my chest. I think those are the only thing I miss about being a woman."

9
191 140
"I'm not wearing any underwear."

10
193 142
"Shhh, don't scream. Or you'll never see them again..."

11
210 159
"Our balls are touching..."

12
215 169
"I bet you're moist."

13
196 152
"Mmmm you feel like my mother."

14
181 140
"I've seen you naked..."

15
176 153
“Those aren't my car keys poking you.”

16
158 147
"I'm controlling my erection out of my respect for you."

17
164 156
“Every time I poop, I think of you.”

18
150 146
Slowly rub their back and say "So nice. So nice. So safe. So nice," then separate with a big sigh.

19
153 159
"I hope you didn’t feel my diaper."

20
131 142
"Our nipples just touched.”

21
141 154
"I bet your fluids taste good."

22
153 170
"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?"

23
128 144
"Wait... don't let go just yet."

24
134 151
"Excuse the head lice.”

25
138 156
"I’m sorry if you can smell my balls.”

26
115 152
"I've always loved you."

27
112 167
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."