Humor The Creepiest Things You Can Whisper When Hugging Someone  

Vicky Choy
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List Rules Vote up the creepiest thing you can say when giving someone a hug.

Are you looking for a simple, pain-free way to turn a simple hug into an incredibly awkward, creepy experience? Look no further! Here we've compiled 27 of the most upsetting things you can whisper into the ear of an unsuspecting person who you're barely acquainted with, who you also happen to be hugging. 


list ordered by

1
572 88
Long sniff – “Mmmmm....you smell different when you're awake.”

2
393 147
"You have lovely skin, I can't wait to try it on."

3
346 141
"I always knew you would die in my arms."

4
373 158
“It's better if you struggle...”

5
361 169
"Please help me" then smile as if nothing happened.

6
284 139
“I hear the voices too.”

7
296 178
"Just a little longer, I'm almost there…"

8
233 168
"I can feel your boobs pressing against my chest. I think those are the only thing I miss about being a woman."

9
198 143
"Shhh, don't scream. Or you'll never see them again..."

10
194 142
"I'm not wearing any underwear."

11
214 162
"Our balls are touching..."

12
222 170
"I bet you're moist."

13
200 153
"Mmmm you feel like my mother."

14
184 141
"I've seen you naked..."

15
179 156
“Those aren't my car keys poking you.”

16
169 157
“Every time I poop, I think of you.”

17
161 149
"I'm controlling my erection out of my respect for you."

18
153 148
Slowly rub their back and say "So nice. So nice. So safe. So nice," then separate with a big sigh.

19
154 163
"I hope you didn’t feel my diaper."

20
143 155
"I bet your fluids taste good."

21
132 146
"Our nipples just touched.”

22
156 174
"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?"

23
130 146
"Wait... don't let go just yet."

24
140 159
"I’m sorry if you can smell my balls.”

25
135 154
"Excuse the head lice.”