Humor The Creepiest Things You Can Whisper When Hugging Someone  

Vicky Choy
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List Rules Vote up the creepiest thing you can say when giving someone a hug.

Are you looking for a simple, pain-free way to turn a simple hug into an incredibly awkward, creepy experience? Look no further! Here we've compiled 27 of the most upsetting things you can whisper into the ear of an unsuspecting person who you're barely acquainted with, who you also happen to be hugging. 


1
526 86
Long sniff – “Mmmmm....you smell different when you're awake.”

2
368 140
"You have lovely skin, I can't wait to try it on."

3
346 152
“It's better if you struggle...”

4
322 138
"I always knew you would die in my arms."

5
348 163
"Please help me" then smile as if nothing happened.

6
272 133
“I hear the voices too.”

7
281 172
"Just a little longer, I'm almost there…"

8
220 161
"I can feel your boobs pressing against my chest. I think those are the only thing I miss about being a woman."

9
188 135
"I'm not wearing any underwear."

10
187 140
"Shhh, don't scream. Or you'll never see them again..."

11
202 156
"Our balls are touching..."

12
192 147
"Mmmm you feel like my mother."

13
211 165
"I bet you're moist."

14
178 135
"I've seen you naked..."

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15
171 151
“Those aren't my car keys poking you.”

16
151 144
"I'm controlling my erection out of my respect for you."

17
158 154
“Every time I poop, I think of you.”

18
145 144
Slowly rub their back and say "So nice. So nice. So safe. So nice," then separate with a big sigh.

19
150 155
"I hope you didn’t feel my diaper."

20
129 137
"Our nipples just touched.”

21
138 149
"I bet your fluids taste good."

22
136 152
"I’m sorry if you can smell my balls.”

23
126 141
"Wait... don't let go just yet."

24
148 169
"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?"

25
129 149
"Excuse the head lice.”

26
111 150
"I've always loved you."

27
109 163
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."