Culture

The Creepiest Things You Can Whisper When Hugging Someone 

Vicky Choy
11k votes 1.3k voters 108.4k views 27 items

List Rules Vote up the creepiest thing you can say when giving someone a hug.

Are you looking for a simple, pain-free way to turn a simple hug into an incredibly awkward, creepy experience? Look no further! Here we've compiled 27 of the most upsetting things you can whisper into the ear of an unsuspecting person who you're barely acquainted with, who you also happen to be hugging. 


list ordered by
1
Long sniff – “Mmmmm....you smell different when you're awake.”
2
"You have lovely skin, I can't wait to try it on."
3
"I always knew you would die in my arms."
4
“It's better if you struggle...”
5
"Please help me" then smile as if nothing happened.
6
“I hear the voices too.”
7
"Just a little longer, I'm almost there…"
8
"I can feel your boobs pressing against my chest. I think those are the only thing I miss about being a woman."
9
"Shhh, don't scream. Or you'll never see them again..."
10
"I bet you're moist."
11
"Our balls are touching..."
12
"I'm not wearing any underwear."
13
"Mmmm you feel like my mother."
14
"I've seen you naked..."
15
“Those aren't my car keys poking you.”
16
“Every time I poop, I think of you.”
17
"I'm controlling my erection out of my respect for you."
18
Slowly rub their back and say "So nice. So nice. So safe. So nice," then separate with a big sigh.
19
"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?"
20
"I hope you didn’t feel my diaper."
21
"I bet your fluids taste good."
22
"Wait... don't let go just yet."
23
"I’m sorry if you can smell my balls.”
24
"Our nipples just touched.”
25
"Excuse the head lice.”