Humor The Creepiest Things You Can Whisper When Hugging Someone  

Vicky Choy
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List Rules Vote up the creepiest thing you can say when giving someone a hug.

Are you looking for a simple, pain-free way to turn a simple hug into an incredibly awkward, creepy experience? Look no further! Here we've compiled 27 of the most upsetting things you can whisper into the ear of an unsuspecting person who you're barely acquainted with, who you also happen to be hugging. 


list ordered by

1
558 88
Long sniff – “Mmmmm....you smell different when you're awake.”

2
387 143
"You have lovely skin, I can't wait to try it on."

3
367 154
“It's better if you struggle...”

4
341 140
"I always knew you would die in my arms."

5
357 168
"Please help me" then smile as if nothing happened.

6
280 137
“I hear the voices too.”

7
290 178
"Just a little longer, I'm almost there…"

8
230 165
"I can feel your boobs pressing against my chest. I think those are the only thing I miss about being a woman."

9
197 142
"Shhh, don't scream. Or you'll never see them again..."

10
192 142
"I'm not wearing any underwear."

11
212 161
"Our balls are touching..."

12
219 169
"I bet you're moist."

13
198 152
"Mmmm you feel like my mother."

14
182 140
"I've seen you naked..."

15
177 155
“Those aren't my car keys poking you.”

16
159 148
"I'm controlling my erection out of my respect for you."

17
167 157
“Every time I poop, I think of you.”

18
152 147
Slowly rub their back and say "So nice. So nice. So safe. So nice," then separate with a big sigh.

19
153 161
"I hope you didn’t feel my diaper."

20
142 154
"I bet your fluids taste good."

21
132 143
"Our nipples just touched.”

22
155 171
"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?"

23
130 144
"Wait... don't let go just yet."

24
135 152
"Excuse the head lice.”

25
139 157
"I’m sorry if you can smell my balls.”

26
116 153
"I've always loved you."

27
114 168
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."