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The Creepiest Things You Can Whisper When Hugging Someone

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Are you looking for a simple, pain-free way to turn a simple hug into an incredibly awkward, creepy experience? Look no further! Here we've compiled 27 of the most upsetting things you can whisper into the ear of an unsuspecting person who you're barely acquainted with, who you also happen to be hugging. 


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    Long sniff – “Mmmmm....you smell different when you're awake.”

  • 2
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    "You have lovely skin, I can't wait to try it on."

  • 3
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    “It's better if you struggle...”

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    “I hear the voices too.”

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    "I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."

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    "Just a little longer, I'm almost there…"

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    "Shhh, don't scream. Or you'll never see them again..."

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    "I can feel your boobs pressing against my chest. I think those are the only thing I miss about being a woman."

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    "I'm not wearing any underwear."

  • 10
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    "Our balls are touching..."

  • 11
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    "Mmmm you feel like my mother."

  • 12
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    "I bet you're moist."

  • 13
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    "I've seen you naked..."

  • 14
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    “Those aren't my car keys poking you.”

  • 15
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    Slowly rub their back and say "So nice. So nice. So safe. So nice," then separate with a big sigh.

  • 16
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    “Every time I poop, I think of you.”

  • 17
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    "I'm controlling my erection out of my respect for you."

  • 18
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    "Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?"

  • 19
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    "I always knew you would die in my arms."

  • 20
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    "Wait... don't let go just yet."

  • 21
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    "Our nipples just touched.”

  • 22
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    "I’m sorry if you can smell my balls.”

  • 23
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    "Please help me" then smile as if nothing happened.

  • 24
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    "I've always loved you."

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    "I bet your fluids taste good."