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The Creepiest Things You Can Whisper When Hugging Someone

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Are you looking for a simple, pain-free way to turn a simple hug into an incredibly awkward, creepy experience? Look no further! Here we've compiled 27 of the most upsetting things you can whisper into the ear of an unsuspecting person who you're barely acquainted with, who you also happen to be hugging. 


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  • 1
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    Long sniff – “Mmmmm....you smell different when you're awake.”

  • 2
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    "You have lovely skin, I can't wait to try it on."

  • 3
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    114

    "I always knew you would die in my arms."

  • 4
    339
    133

    “It's better if you struggle...”

  • 5
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    “I hear the voices too.”

  • 6
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    "Please help me" then smile as if nothing happened.

  • 7
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    "Just a little longer, I'm almost there…"

  • 8
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    "Shhh, don't scream. Or you'll never see them again..."

  • 9
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    "I can feel your boobs pressing against my chest. I think those are the only thing I miss about being a woman."

  • 10
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    "Mmmm you feel like my mother."

  • 11
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    "I'm not wearing any underwear."

  • 12
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    "Our balls are touching..."

  • 13
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    140

    "I bet you're moist."

  • 14
    157
    115

    "I've seen you naked..."

  • 15
    157
    120

    “Those aren't my car keys poking you.”

  • 16
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    115

    Slowly rub their back and say "So nice. So nice. So safe. So nice," then separate with a big sigh.

  • 17
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    “Every time I poop, I think of you.”

  • 18
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    119

    "I'm controlling my erection out of my respect for you."

  • 19
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    138

    "Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?"

  • 20
    123
    119

    "I bet your fluids taste good."

  • 21
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    129

    "I hope you didn’t feel my diaper."

  • 22
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    "Wait... don't let go just yet."

  • 23
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    "I’m sorry if you can smell my balls.”

  • 24
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    "Our nipples just touched.”

  • 25
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    "I've always loved you."