Reddit The Creepiest Things You Can Whisper When Hugging Someone  

Vicky Choy
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List Rules Vote up the creepiest thing you can say when giving someone a hug.

Are you looking for a simple, pain-free way to turn a simple hug into an incredibly awkward, creepy experience? Look no further! Here we've compiled 27 of the most upsetting things you can whisper into the ear of an unsuspecting person who you're barely acquainted with, who you also happen to be hugging. 


list ordered by
1
592 91
Long sniff – “Mmmmm....you smell different when you're awake.”
2
401 152
"You have lovely skin, I can't wait to try it on."
3
356 143
"I always knew you would die in my arms."
4
384 162
“It's better if you struggle...”
5
374 170
"Please help me" then smile as if nothing happened.
6
292 139
“I hear the voices too.”
7
305 178
"Just a little longer, I'm almost there…"
8
239 169
"I can feel your boobs pressing against my chest. I think those are the only thing I miss about being a woman."
9
202 144
"Shhh, don't scream. Or you'll never see them again..."
10
198 143
"I'm not wearing any underwear."
11
227 171
"I bet you're moist."
12
217 163
"Our balls are touching..."
13
203 154
"Mmmm you feel like my mother."
14
186 142
"I've seen you naked..."
15
183 156
“Those aren't my car keys poking you.”
16
175 159
“Every time I poop, I think of you.”
17
163 149
"I'm controlling my erection out of my respect for you."
18
158 149
Slowly rub their back and say "So nice. So nice. So safe. So nice," then separate with a big sigh.
19
155 164
"I hope you didn’t feel my diaper."
20
146 156
"I bet your fluids taste good."
21
132 146
"Wait... don't let go just yet."
22
144 160
"I’m sorry if you can smell my balls.”
23
158 176
"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?"
24
134 149
"Our nipples just touched.”
25
137 158
"Excuse the head lice.”