Graveyard Shift The Creepiest Kids to Ever Appear in Vintage Ads  

Bebe Fernandez
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List Rules Vote up the creepiest monster children to ever appear in ads from decades past.

History buffs: was there ever a time in the 1920s or 1940s when an ad agency called a group meeting and everyone entered as their lead negotiator said, “Hey, everyone get in here. We need some creepy children in our ads? How else we gonna sell juice?” Perhaps you’re telling yourself someone HAD to have stopped them and said, “Hey, know what? Junior’s looking a little serial killer’y.” No? Don’t think so? Are you sure about that? ‘Cause, boy, have we found some doozies for you. These creepy vintage ads go next level! Take one gander at these incredible creepy kids in old ads and you’ll be wondering if they were aiming for this the whole time. What’s that? You don't want creepy kids in your vintage ads? Move along, kid, move along. But if you’re into giving yourself a bit of a scare, keep scrollin’. And hey, if you get to sleep tonight, consider yourself #blessed.

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The Undead Kellogg's Girl


The Undead Kellogg's Girl is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Creepiest Kids to Ever Appear in Vintage Ads
Photo: Blogspot

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

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No Way That's Jelly


No Way That's Jelly is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Creepiest Kids to Ever Appear in Vintage Ads
Photo: Blogspot

"Peanut butter and what, Mom? Peanut butter AND WHAT?"

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LET GO OF THAT CAT


LET GO OF THAT CAT is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Creepiest Kids to Ever Appear in Vintage Ads
Photo: HowIEndedUpThisWay

If you didn't think this was a cat ripped in half at first, that makes one of us.

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I Eat Your Beans, I Eat Them Up


I Eat Your Beans, I Eat Them U... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Creepiest Kids to Ever Appear in Vintage Ads
Photo: Mommyish

What is in that can? That's no bean face.