Parents Describe the Creepiest Thing Their Kid Has Ever Said

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Kids can say some really creepy things sometimes. It's no wonder that they've become a staple of horror movies over the years, but the movies are nothing compared to real life. The parents of Reddit took to their keyboards to describe some of the scariest things their kids have ever said to them. Some of the things these kids have said sound like they were torn straight out of the pages of a Stephen King Novel.

  • 1
    9,772 VOTES

    Don't Know

    "My daughter was four-years-old. One morning I heard her door open and shut. That usually meant that she would be coming to our room to lay down with us. She never came in, but shortly after I heard her voice. Hoping she would go back to sleep, I let her be for a bit. Then I heard the door open and shut again. This time I decided to go into her room and see why she kept getting out of bed. I walked in and she had her eyes closed.

    'Sweetie?'

    'Yes, daddy.'

    'Why did you get out of bed?'

    'I didn't, I was trying to sleep but he wouldn't leave me alone. He kept talking to me and asking me questions.'

    'He? Who is he?'

    'The little boy that was in my room.'

    'Umm, sweetie that was just a dream. There is no boy in your room.'

    'I know that. He just left.'

    'Ok, well what was the little boy doing?'

    'He was hanging from the fan and asking me a bunch of questions.'

    'How was he hanging from the fan? With his arms?'

    'No, with a rope.'"

    9,772 votes
  • 2
    6,882 VOTES

    The Creeper

    "Adding to a conversation, my daughter said, 'They're our friends, but not the man who crawls on the floor and stands by my bed.'"
    6,882 votes
  • 3
    8,209 VOTES

    The Other Mother

    "My daughter said that there's a woman who watches her in her room and sleeps on the ceiling above her bed. She also says the woman doesn't like me and wants to eat my heart." 

    8,209 votes
  • 4
    8,039 VOTES

    Move

    "'Go back to sleep, there isn't anything under your bed.' My son looks at me and says, 'He's behind you now.'"

    8,039 votes
  • 5
    8,433 VOTES

    Jump Scare

    "'Why are you crying?' I asked our daughter. 'Bad man, there,' she said pointing to the dark corner of the room. Just as I turned to look, the lamp in the corner crashed to the ground.

    8,433 votes
  • 6
    6,229 VOTES

    Funny Guy

    "While changing my daughter in front of the open closet door, she kept looking around me and laughing. I asked her what was so funny. She said, 'The man.' To which I replied, 'What man?' She then pointed at the closet and said, 'The man with the snake neck.' I turned around and nothing was there. I'm afraid to look into the history of my house to see if anyone hung themselves in the closet."

    6,229 votes