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The Creepiest Nursery Rhymes That Shouldn't Be Read to Kids

Updated August 14, 2020 16.1k votes 2.5k voters 148.9k views18 items

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The sound of children singing alone can be quite scary (see the Poltergeist main theme, or the "1-2 Freddy's coming for you" song from A Nightmare on Elm Street), but when coupled with certain weird and creepy nursery rhymes, the shudder factor rises exponentially. Let's take a closer look at some of these disturbing nursery rhymes, and perhaps you'll think twice before teaching them to your kids.

  • Take a look at the lyrics to this one:  

    "Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, 
    Had a wife but couldn't keep her; 
    He put her in a pumpkin shell 
    And there he kept her very well. 

    Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, 
    Had another and didn't love her; 
    Peter learned to read and spell, 
    And then he loved her very well."  

    Okay, so it's established that Peter likes to eat pumpkins, right? So, his wife wants to leave him. Okay. What does he do? He puts her in a pumpkin shell, where he keeps her quite well. Does this mean he eats her?  

    Even if the rhyme doesn't suggest cannibalism, it does state that Peter imprisons his wife when she attempts to get away from him (probably because he's spending all their money on pumpkins). That's pretty messed up.
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  • 6

    What Are Little Boys and Girls Made Of?

    Boys are made of "snips and snails and puppy dog tails." Girls are made of "sugar and spice and everything nice."

    What are they made of? Food.  

    Not only is the rhyme advocating eating children, it's suggesting that boys are partially made of puppy's severed tails, which are okay to eat as well.

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  • 7

    Georgie Porgie

    Everyone knows these words, right?  

    "Georgie Porgie, Puddin' and Pie, 
    Kissed the girls and made them cry, 
    When the boys came out to play, 

    Georgie Porgie ran away."

    Oh, that rascal, Georgie - stealing unprovoked kisses from unsuspecting girls and running from the other boys, leaving the girls to cry in trauma and distress.  Underpinnings of molestation aside, this rhyme might also allude to King Charles II, a man deemed "too randy to rule" by BBC History writers Don Jordan and Michael Walsh.  

    See, old Charlie was basically the real-life Robert Baratheon, too busy snogging and diddling the ladies to care about leading his country. He even forced his own wife Catherine to appoint his mistress the official "Lady of the Bed-Chamber," allowing the woman free reign of the castle, provided she was on-call for Charles's sexual whims.  

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  • 8

    It's Raining, It's Pouring

    Here are the lyrics to this one:

    "It's raining; it's pouring. 
    The old man is snoring. 
    He went to bed and bumped his head, 

    And he couldn't get up in the morning."

    So, basically, this feeble old man attempts to go to bed, but he somehow bangs his skull, causing him to slip into a coma, unable to wake up in the morning. Has anyone called paramedics?

    He probably suffered a concussion. This guy needs medical help right away.

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