music Creepy Rock Songs About Young Girls You've Been Singing Along To Without Realizing  

Ann Casano
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If these horrifyingly creepy songs about young girls were written today, they might not get radio play. Sociological standards have changed a lot since the days of Neil Diamond and The Doors, though. Elvis Presley fell in love with Priscilla Beaulieu when she was just 14-years-old, for example. Sure, it was definitely controversial back in the day but courting a minor didn't ruin his career.

Some of these rock songs are more stomach-churning than others and some are just plain surprising. The Beatles were in their early 20s when they wrote “I Saw Her Standing There.” That song is about a 17-year-old girl. Gene Simmons, on the other hand, was almost 30 when he sang "Christine Sixteen." Despite the controversy surrounding a much older man obsessing about a 16-year-old school girl, the song hit number 25 on the Billboard Hot 100 even though many radio stations refused to play the track.

Keep reading to see which voyeuristic songs were somehow socially acceptable. 

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My Sharona — The Knack

Creepiest Lyrics:

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind   

I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind

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Young Girl — Gary Puckett And The Union Gap

Creepiest Lyrics:

With all the charms of a woman       

You've kept the secret of your youth

You led me to believe you're old enough                                                              

To give me love                                                                                               

And now it hurts to know the truth

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Christine Sixteen — Kiss

Creepiest Lyrics:

She's' been around, but she's young and clean                                                 

I've got to have her, can't live without her, whoa no                               

Christine sixteen, Christine sixteen

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Itsy Bitsy Titsy Girl — Deadsy

Creepiest Lyrics:

Oh my itsy bitsy titsy                                                                                           

So young and so unused                                                                                 

Now itsy bitsy titsy 

Plays a mean hop-scotch                                                                                       

As she does her little ditty                                                                                     

I can stare at her crotch 

Actually every lyric is pretty gross.

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Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen — Neil Sedaka

Creepiest Lyrics:

Tonight’s the night I’ve waited for                                                             

Because you’re not a baby anymore                                                               

You’ve turned into the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen

 

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Vehicle — Ides Of March

Creepiest Lyrics:

Hey well I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan won't you hop inside my car                                                                                                           

I got pictures, got candy I am a lovable man I'd like to take you to the nearest star


 

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Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon — Neil Diamond

Creepiest Lyrics:

Girl, you'll be a woman soon                                                                        

Please come take my hand                                                                              

Girl, you'll be a woman soon                                                                          

Soon you'll need a man

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Good Morning Little Schoolgirl — John Lee Williamson

Creepiest Lyrics:

Good morning little schoolgirl, can I come home with you?       

Tell your mama and your papa I'm a little schoolboy too

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Seventeen — Foreigner

Creepiest Lyrics:

When you grow older, girl                                                                              

You'll remember I told you, girl                                                            

Seventeen, you're just seventeen                                                              

Seventeen, seventeen

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Walk This Way — Aerosmith

Creepiest Lyrics:

Schoolgirl sweetie with a classy kinda sassy                                                

Little skirt's climbin' way up the knee                                                          

There was three young ladies in the school gym locker                                

When I noticed they was lookin' at me

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Don't Stand So Close To Me — The Police

Creepiest Lyrics:

Inside him, there's longing                                                                              

This girl's an open page                                                                                  

Book marking, she's so close now                                                                  

This girl is half his age

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Brown Sugar — The Rolling Stones

Creepiest Lyrics:

Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good                                                

Brown Sugar, just like a young girl should

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Stray Cat Blues — The Rolling Stones

Creepiest Lyrics:

I can see that you're fifteen years old                                                                 

No I don't want your ID                                                                                    

You look so restless and you're so far from home                                         

But it's no hanging matter                                                                                

It's no capital crime

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I Saw Her Standing There — The Beatles

Creepiest Lyrics:

Well, she was just 17                                                                                            

You know what I mean

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You're Sixteen, You're Beautiful (And You're Mine) — Johnny Burnett

Creepiest Lyrics:

Ooh, you come on like a dream                                                                          

Peaches and cream                                                                                          

Lips like strawberry wine                                                                            

You're sixteen, you're beautiful and you're mine.

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Thirteen — Big Star

Creepiest Lyrics:

Would you be an outlaw for my love?                                                                 

If it’s so then let me know
 

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Sixteen — The Crests

Creepiest Lyrics:

You're only sixteen (sixteen)                                                                            

But you're my teenage queen

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Alabama Song — The Doors

Creepiest Lyrics:

Well, show me the way                                                                                     

To the next little girl                                                                                          

Oh, don't ask why                                                                                              

Oh, don't ask why