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Creepy Rock Songs About Young Girls You've Been Singing Along To Without Realizing

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If these horrifyingly creepy songs about young girls were written today, they might not get radio play. Sociological standards have changed a lot since the days of Neil Diamond and The Doors, though. Elvis Presley fell in love with Priscilla Beaulieu when she was just 14-years-old, for example. Sure, it was definitely controversial back in the day but courting a minor didn't ruin his career.

Some of these rock songs are more stomach-churning than others and some are just plain surprising. The Beatles were in their early 20s when they wrote “I Saw Her Standing There.” That song is about a 17-year-old girl. Gene Simmons, on the other hand, was almost 30 when he sang "Christine Sixteen." Despite the controversy surrounding a much older man obsessing about a 16-year-old school girl, the song hit number 25 on the Billboard Hot 100 even though many radio stations refused to play the track.

Keep reading to see which voyeuristic songs were somehow socially acceptable. 

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  • 1

    Creepiest Lyrics:

    Oh my itsy bitsy titsy                                                                                           

    So young and so unused                                                                                 

    Now itsy bitsy titsy 

    Plays a mean hop-scotch                                                                                       

    As she does her little ditty                                                                                     

    I can stare at her crotch 

    Actually every lyric is pretty gross.

  • 2

    Creepiest Lyrics:

    She's' been around, but she's young and clean                                                 

    I've got to have her, can't live without her, whoa no                               

    Christine sixteen, Christine sixteen

  • 3

    Creepiest Lyrics:

    Good morning little schoolgirl, can I come home with you?       

    Tell your mama and your papa I'm a little schoolboy too

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  • 4

    Creepiest Lyrics:

    Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind   

    I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind

  • 5

    Creepiest Lyrics:

    Girl, you'll be a woman soon                                                                        

    Please come take my hand                                                                              

    Girl, you'll be a woman soon                                                                          

    Soon you'll need a man

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  • 6

    Creepiest Lyrics:

    I can see that you're fifteen years old                                                                 

    No I don't want your ID                                                                                    

    You look so restless and you're so far from home                                         

    But it's no hanging matter                                                                                

    It's no capital crime

    More Stray Cat Blues 

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  • 7

    Creepiest Lyrics:

    With all the charms of a woman       

    You've kept the secret of your youth

    You led me to believe you're old enough                                                              

    To give me love                                                                                               

    And now it hurts to know the truth

  • 8

    Creepiest Lyrics:

    Hey well I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan won't you hop inside my car                                                                                                           

    I got pictures, got candy I am a lovable man I'd like to take you to the nearest star


     

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  • 9

    Creepiest Lyrics:

    Inside him, there's longing                                                                              

    This girl's an open page                                                                                  

    Book marking, she's so close now                                                                  

    This girl is half his age

  • 10

    Creepiest Lyrics:

    Tonight’s the night I’ve waited for                                                             

    Because you’re not a baby anymore                                                               

    You’ve turned into the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen

     

    More Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen 

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  • 11

    Creepiest Lyrics:

    Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good                                                

    Brown Sugar, just like a young girl should

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  • 12

    Creepiest Lyrics:

    Schoolgirl sweetie with a classy kinda sassy                                                

    Little skirt's climbin' way up the knee                                                          

    There was three young ladies in the school gym locker                                

    When I noticed they was lookin' at me

    More Walk This Way 

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  • 13

    Creepiest Lyrics:

    Ooh, you come on like a dream                                                                          

    Peaches and cream                                                                                          

    Lips like strawberry wine                                                                            

    You're sixteen, you're beautiful and you're mine.

  • 14

    Creepiest Lyrics:

    Well, show me the way                                                                                     

    To the next little girl                                                                                          

    Oh, don't ask why                                                                                              

    Oh, don't ask why

    More Alabama Song 

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  • 15

    Creepiest Lyrics:

    When you grow older, girl                                                                              

    You'll remember I told you, girl                                                            

    Seventeen, you're just seventeen                                                              

    Seventeen, seventeen

  • 16

    Creepiest Lyrics:

    Well, she was just 17                                                                                            

    You know what I mean

  • 17

    Creepiest Lyrics:

    Would you be an outlaw for my love?                                                                 

    If it’s so then let me know
     

  • 18

    Creepiest Lyrics:

    You're only sixteen (sixteen)                                                                            

    But you're my teenage queen