Creepy Rock Songs About Young Girls You've Been Singing Along To Without Realizing

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Vote up the creepiest songs about young girls.

If these horrifyingly creepy songs about young girls were written today, they might not get radio play. Sociological standards have changed a lot since the days of Neil Diamond and The Doors, though. Elvis Presley fell in love with Priscilla Beaulieu when she was just 14-years-old, for example. Sure, it was definitely controversial back in the day but courting a minor didn't ruin his career.

Some of these rock songs are more stomach-churning than others, and some are just plain surprising. The Beatles were in their early 20s when they wrote “I Saw Her Standing There.” That song is about being in love with a 17-year-old girl. And Gene Simmons was almost 30 when he sang "Christine Sixteen." Despite the controversy surrounding a much older man obsessing about a much younger school girl (16-years-old), the song hit number 25 on the Billboard Hot 100, even though many radio stations refused to play the track.

Keep reading to see which voyeuristic songs were somehow socially acceptable. Vote below for the most disturbing songs about little girls that you've been singing along to (without realizing their creepy lyrics and context). 

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  • Itsy Bitsy Titsy Girl

    Itsy Bitsy Titsy Girl

    571 votes

    Creepiest Lyrics:

    Oh my itsy bitsy titsy                                                                                           

    So young and so unused                                                                                 

    Now itsy bitsy titsy 

    Plays a mean hop-scotch                                                                                       

    As she does her little ditty                                                                                     

    I can stare at her crotch 

    Actually every lyric is pretty gross.

  • Stray Cat Blues

    Creepiest Lyrics:

    I can see that you're fifteen years old                                                                 

    No I don't want your ID                                                                                    

    You look so restless and you're so far from home                                         

    But it's no hanging matter                                                                                

    It's no capital crime

  • Good Morning Little School Girl

    Good Morning Little School Girl

    386 votes

    Creepiest Lyrics:

    Good morning little schoolgirl, can I come home with you?       

    Tell your mama and your papa I'm a little schoolboy too

  • Creepiest Lyrics:

    She's' been around, but she's young and clean                                                 

    I've got to have her, can't live without her, whoa no                               

    Christine sixteen, Christine sixteen

  • Vehicle
    343 votes

    Creepiest Lyrics:

    Hey well I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan won't you hop inside my car                                                                                                           

    I got pictures, got candy I am a lovable man I'd like to take you to the nearest star


  • My Sharona
    532 votes

    Creepiest Lyrics:

    Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind   

    I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind