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10 Creepy Subscription Boxes For Your Valentine Who Loves All Things Spooky 

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Updated February 14, 2020 3.5k votes 1k voters 63.9k views 10 items

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Valentine's Day is all about pampering the person you love. For most, this means big chocolate hearts, romantic dinners, and teddy bears. But what about all the goths, witches, warlocks, and true crime lovers who aren't too keen on the cute traditions of the holiday? These spooky subscription boxes offer everything from cold case mysteries you can solve together to real osteological specimens for a bone-chilling surprise.

Some of the best creepy subscription boxes offer interactive experiences, and for those who prefer collectibles over detective work, there are plenty of paranormal curiosity crates to choose from. Treat your Valentine to their favorite spooky subscription box this February.

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Cryptid Crate is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list 10 Creepy Subscription Boxes For Your Valentine Who Loves All Things Spooky
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Each Cryptid Crate is dedicated to a particular creature, UFO, ghost, or otherwise paranormal entity. Boxes contain four to seven items, including collectibles, books, clothing, and artwork. Clothing sizes range from small to 3XL and are available for both men and women.

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ParaBox is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list 10 Creepy Subscription Boxes For Your Valentine Who Loves All Things Spooky
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Subscribers receive a new paranormal mystery t-shirt every month, along with clues to unlock a special password for the ParaBox website. There are raffles and rewards for those who manage to solve the puzzles. 

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ZChest is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list 10 Creepy Subscription Boxes For Your Valentine Who Loves All Things Spooky
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Filled with figurines, hand-screened apparel, and classic zombie B-movies, this undead collectibles box is a great gift for horror fans. Shirt sizes range from small to XXL. 

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The Deadbolt Mystery Soc... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list 10 Creepy Subscription Boxes For Your Valentine Who Loves All Things Spooky
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Subscribers to this mystery box receive standalone cases every month that include interactive elements, intriguing characters, and all the information needed to solve a single puzzle. 

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