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10 Creepy Subscription Boxes For Your Valentine Who Loves All Things Spooky 

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Updated February 14, 2020 3.5k votes 1k voters 64.6k views 10 items

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Valentine's Day is all about pampering the person you love. For most, this means big chocolate hearts, romantic dinners, and teddy bears. But what about all the goths, witches, warlocks, and true crime lovers who aren't too keen on the cute traditions of the holiday? These spooky subscription boxes offer everything from cold case mysteries you can solve together to real osteological specimens for a bone-chilling surprise.

Some of the best creepy subscription boxes offer interactive experiences, and for those who prefer collectibles over detective work, there are plenty of paranormal curiosity crates to choose from. Treat your Valentine to their favorite spooky subscription box this February.

Skulls Unlimited's Bone ... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list 10 Creepy Subscription Boxes For Your Valentine Who Loves All Things Spooky
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Skulls Unlimited provides real osteological specimens each month. The value of every box exceeds the subscription price and contains various skulls, teeth, baculum, and claws from actual animals. The bones are thoroughly cleaned ahead of time. 

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Le Noir Bazaar - The Dar... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 10 Creepy Subscription Boxes For Your Valentine Who Loves All Things Spooky
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This "Gothic Bohemian Witchy Lifestyle Mystery Box" includes five items meant to inspire your inner witch. Items such as jewelry, accessories, and bath products are likely to pop up.

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My Thrill Club is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list 10 Creepy Subscription Boxes For Your Valentine Who Loves All Things Spooky
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My Thrill Club provides monthly horror, crime, and mystery novels for subscribers. Each box contains two hardcovers, an eBook, and an occasional spooky surprise. Book selections include thrilling new releases and horror classics.

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Abominable Book Club is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list 10 Creepy Subscription Boxes For Your Valentine Who Loves All Things Spooky
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Are you and your S.O. into spooky, macabre stories? If so, this is the subscription for you. Each month the Abominable Book Club features a new scary mystery novel, as well as little treats packed nicely inside. And before you ask, yes, they're based in the UK, but they ship internationally.

£18.33/ month (roughly $23)

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