When most Americans are feasting and celebrating on Thanksgiving day, some people are killing, dying, or vanishing. Creepy Thanksgiving crimes, unfortunately, are a ghastly tradition, too, one we rarely speak about. But disappearances on Thanksgiving and other unsolved Thanksgiving mysteries can make for interesting dinner conversation to distract from the usual chatter about sports, or drunken-uncle rants about politics and religion. Just don't share any of these stories with the kids. Except maybe the D.B. Cooper one, because it has all the components of a good folktale.
Hijacker D.B. Cooper Disappeared in the Sky on Thanksgiving EvePhoto: FBI / via Wikimedia
The only unsolved case of hijacking and air piracy in US history happened the night before Thanksgiving in 1971. A guy calling himself Dan Cooper (later called "D.B." by the media for unknown reasons, but the name stuck) boarded Northwest Airlines Flight #305 in Portland bound for Seattle. Mid-flight, he revealed to the flight attendant that he had a bomb in his carry-on bag (he showed it to her), and promptly conducted the politest hijacking ever.
He got the plane to land in Seattle and demanded $200,000 in cash and two sets of parachutes. After these demands were met by the airline and the FBI, Cooper released the passengers and instructed the flight crew to take off and head for Mexico City. Shortly after this flight began, Cooper sent the flight attendant to the cockpit for safety, strapped on one of the parachute sets, opened the plane's rear stairs, and jumped out into legend.
No trace of Cooper was ever found. Some of the money he stole was recovered from a forest outside of Portland many years later, but the man himself, and his true identity, remain a mystery to this day. Cooper became a legend and folk hero because of his boldness and polite demeanor, and the FBI gave up looking for him altogether, closing its case on Cooper in 2009 without ever having solved it.
Shane Montgomery Might Have Been a Victim of the "Smiley Face Killer"Photo: via YouTube
The popular Smiley Face Killer theory claims that a cabal of serial murderers is operating across the United States, targeting white male college students, dumping their bodies in rivers, lakes, or ponds to erase physical evidence, and drawing smiley faces at the dump sites in order to taunt police. These deaths are normally written off as drunken drownings, but proponents of the theory maintain that there are remarkable similarities among the victims that can't be accounted for by mere chance.
One of the Smiley Face cabal's possible victims was Shane Montgomery, a West Chester University student who disappeared from the streets of Philadelphia during the Thanksgiving holiday in 2014. Shane's body was discovered several days later in the Schuylkill River, and his death was ruled an accidental drowning by the medical examiner. But the circumstances of his death --who (if anyone) he met with after leaving a bar after 2 a.m., how he wound up in the river to begin with - remain shrouded in mystery, lending credence to the proponents of the Smiley Face killer theory.
The Blount Family Was Killed by a Briefcase Bomb on Thanksgiving DayPhoto: via Flickr
The Blount family of Lake Worth, TX, were returning from a Thanksgiving outing in 1985, when 15-year-old daughter Angela Blount found a briefcase on the porch of their mobile home. When opened, the briefcase exploded, killing Angela, her father Joe, and her cousin, Michael Columbus. Ten years later, a man named Michael Toney was convicted of the crime, but his conviction was overturned because the prosecution withheld evidence that contradicted witness testimony and exonerated Toney.
Some have speculated that the Blounts weren't the intended targets of the mystery bomber, and that the device was intended for one of their neighbors instead. Nonetheless, no further evidence has been produced in the case, and the entire affair remains a total mystery.
Rapper Soulja Slim Was Gunned Down the Night Before ThanksgivingVideo: YouTube
New Orleans-based rapper Soulja Slim (whose real name was James Tapp) was on the verge of mega-fame when his life was cut short by a gunman on Thanksgiving Eve, 2003. Though a suspect was arrested - who claimed he'd been hired to kill Tapp for $10,000 - the case was dropped due to a lack of witnesses. Tapp's murder remains officially unsolved, including the identity of the person who hired the alleged hitman.
Soulja Slim's song "Slow Motion," a collaboration with Juvenile, became a Billboard number 1 hit six months later.