Creepy Ultrasound Pictures That'll Make You Never Want Kids

Got a girlfriend or wife whose biological clock is starting to tick to the tune of nursery rhymes and flowery visions of infants? Or perhaps as a friend you feel the need to make sure your besties know exactly what they're getting into before they plunge headfirst into reproducing? Look no further than these creepy ultrasound pictures.

While the idea of pregnancy may appeal to many ladies from the time they get their first Cabbage Patch doll, it takes a real woman to actually go through the process and these scary ultrasound photos are here to prove it! Rest assured however that while some of these in utero creepers look a little funky at their current stage of development, we’ve packed the following collection with plenty of funny ultrasound pictures as well. Here you’ll see everything from hilarious 4d ultrasound photos of tots rocking out in the womb to funny ultrasound photos of fetuses impersonating some of your favorite celebrities.

So whether you’re out to give your significant other a good look at what pregnancy actually looks like or are out to check it out for yourself, these ultrasound baby pictures have got you covered. Who knows? They may even convince you that the whole ordeal could be a lot more fun, or at least funnier, than you thought!
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  • 1. Oh, Dear

    Oh, Dear
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    703 votes
  • 2. "Preeeeeecious."

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    757 votes
  • 3. "Peekaboo, B*tchez!"

    "Peekaboo, B*tchez!"
    Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
    683 votes
  • 4. Bring on the Meds Beause This Birth Is Gonna Be a Bumpy Ride

    Bring on the Meds Beause This Birth Is Gonna Be a Bumpy Ride
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    648 votes
  • 5. The Darkness Is Strong with This One

    647 votes
  • 6. When You Start to Suspect Your Fetus Has Been Sneaking Into R-Rated Movies

    603 votes